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By admin on March 30, 2012

Friday, March 30th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 29th!
Kim K’s regulars calculate the odds of getting kidney failure before she’s satisfied. – MrsPotatoHead
Runners-up:
Let’s see if I have the formula right….size of penis – underpants + tightness of pants = bulge to beltbuckle ratio….Mike, we gotta get tighter pants or smaller belt buckles. – TFBuckFutter
Jessica Simpson’s Amniotic Fluid Relief Team practice for the big day. – BaconSlut
This is what the script for “Good Will Hunting” looked like before Matt Damon’s input. – parissucksliterally
via Gravy Holocaust
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By admin on March 30, 2012
Look, everyone and their mother is going to be playing Hurley’s numbers from LOST today for the chance to win $640 million in tonight’s Mega Millions draw. (You know: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.) Your friendly Movieline editors aren’t necessarily endorsing the insane gamble that is the national lottery, but if you’re going to throw your hat and your dollars into the ring with the rest of America by going on a last-minute ticket buying frenzy (get ‘em by 7:45 pm tonight, California!), here are the winning numbers that nabbed the jackpot for Nic Cage and Bridget Fonda, Bow Wow, and a handful of other lucky folks on the big screen.
Lottery Ticket (2010)
Bow Wow and his grandma hit it big with a $375 million jackpot… with numbers from (what else?) a fortune cookie.
Winning numbers: 04 32 33 42 45 (21)
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It Could Happen to You (1994)
Based on the true story of a cop who split a winning ticket as a tip with a local waitress. Lesson learned: Don’t give lotto tickets as tips (or anyone with whom you don’t want to share), maybe unless your waitress looks like Bridget Fonda.
Winning numbers: 06 12 16 26 64 08
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Paycheck (2003)
“Reverse engineer” Ben Affleck saves the world from a future-telling device and gets his memory wiped, but not before leaving himself the winning numbers to a lottery jackpot.
Winning numbers: 17 44 04 26 37 40 and 22
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Lucky Numbers (2000)
Weatherman John Travolta and his ditzy girlfriend Lisa Kudrow rig the lottery and then get her cousin Michael Moore to buy the winning ticket. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the entire movie all over again just to…
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By admin on March 30, 2012
Everyone’s got their thing for getting through a rough week. (Read: Every week.) Some people do yoga, others meditate, more still pray, drink, cower tearfully in the office bathroom for 30 minutes at a time, or indulge any number of other palliatives. Myself, I increasingly find myself turning to “Firecracker,” quite possibly the greatest unofficial music video ever created.
Also, I know this has nothing to do with movies per se, which is precisely the point. The true magic happens shortly after the 2:00 mark. Happy Friday.
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By admin on March 30, 2012
Here at Movieline readers have to work for their hard-earned prizes, but today we have a haiku contest that should also engage your inner child and tap into the most whimsical, fantastical depths of your imagination: Write an original haiku inspired by this weekend’s colorful and witty Snow White retelling Mirror Mirror — a movie featuring heroines in swan dresses and people wearing boats as hats! — and you could win dinner and a movie for four!
The family-friendly fairytale from director Tarsem Singh (The Cell, The Fall, Immortals) stars Lily Collins as Snow White, a princess living under the thumb of her power-hungry stepmother the Queen (Julia Roberts). When a dashing prince arrives in the kingdom, Snow White is sent to her death but finds refuge with a band of diminutive bandits, becoming a bandit princess and a champion for the people. Stay for the credits or you’ll miss the Bollywood dance number!
So: The contest! Take inspiration from Tarsem’s vivid, bold fairytale (Click for a gallery of Mirror Mirror’s fantastic designs and costumes) and compose an original haiku. You know the drill — use the 5-7-5 syllable format to write a clever ditty about Mirror Mirror that captures the spirit of the modern-tinged Snow White retelling. (Hint: That iconic line “Mirror, mirror, on the wall… who’s the fairest of them all?” breaks up quite nicely into seven syllable-segments. I’m just saying.)
What’s at stake in this contest for the ages? Behold the grand prize, courtesy of Relativity:
(1) “Kids’ Night Out” dinner and movie package, which includes a $100 Gift Card to Red Robin and $60 worth of Fandango bucks, enough for 4 people to enjoy!
Dinner and a movie for the whole…
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By admin on March 30, 2012
Do you live in the New York area? Are you interested in film criticism? If you answered “yes” to both, then clear your calendar on the evening of April 4, when Movieline’s chief critic Stephanie Zacharek will join an esteemed panel of peers to discuss film criticism today. No, really! The event is even called “Film Criticism Today.” And it’s free! Read on for the details.
The New School will host the panel; its Web site relays the info below. Again, attendance costs nothing, but you must RSVP for a seat. Get yours now…
Film Criticism Today
April 4, 2012 6:30 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
The Screen Studies program at Eugene Lang College The New School for Liberal Arts presents a distinguished and diverse panel of speakers who will look at the current landscape of film culture and film criticism, addressing how it has evolved over time, and what its newest phases of development mean for the future.
Moderated by Noah Isenberg, director of Screen Studies, panelists include:
· Phillip Lopate, editor of the Library of America’s American Movie Critics: From the Silents until Now (2008), celebrated cultural critic, essayist, and anthologist
· Dana Stevens, movie critic for Slate, one of the leading online magazines of opinion, and co-host of Slate Culture Gabfest podcast
· Stephanie Zacharek, chief film critic for Movieline, formerly movie critic for Salon, and a frequent contributor to the New York Times
· Dennis Lim, regular contributor to the New York Times, former film editor of the Village Voice, and founding editor of Moving Image Source, the online publication of the Museum of Moving Image
· Paul Brunick, founding editor of Alt Screen, a website devoted to repertory screenings in the New York City area,…
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By admin on March 30, 2012
How do you come to the rescue of the millions of children who need someone — anyone — to do what they can’t: get their bullies off their backs? Director Lee Hirsch has sounded a call to action with his new documentary Bully, which exposes bullying from the front lines.
Opening today, the film follows several kids and families struggling to stop the taunting and violence. Hirsch captures the frustration and helplessness among not only the victims but also their parents, who have lost trust in our modern school system. There’s Alex, 12, who seems convinced his bullies are his friends; Ja’Meya, 14, locked up after brandishing a gun on the bus where she faced her tormenters; and Kelby, 16, whose whole family retreated into isolation after she came out as a lesbian. Also profiled are the families of a teenager, Tyler, and an 11-year-old, Ty, whose bullying-related suicides devastated their communities and served as a wake-up call.
If the film is taken to heart, it should be among the catalysts for changing the “kids will be kids” mentality among some educators and other authority figures. On a micro level, parents who participated in the film are speaking out in their communities and persuading kids to protect one another. Hirsch is working on getting his movie into schools, where it can have more influence.
After a whiplash-inducing saga over its MPAA rating, initially an R for strong language, Bully will be released unrated in New York and Los Angeles before expanding to other cities on April 13. Hirsch spoke to Movieline about the movement that has grown out of his project, the newly famous Bully kids, and whether minors will go to the theater to see the film.
When were you made…
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By admin on March 30, 2012
After years of foisting dashed-off 3-D — and its inflated ticket prices — on movie audiences, studios may have found their most reliable ally yet in shoring up box office: IMAX. And not just the punch and potential of the brand’s own 3-D, either, but good old conventional 2-D as well.
Call it the IMAX Old Wave. Led by last weekend’s $155 million Hunger Games windfall — $10.6 million of which came from the giant-screen format — more and more evidence suggests that audiences are both showing a preference for IMAX and happily forgoing often-reviled 3-D visuals. Just as important, and perhaps far more telling, blockbuster directors like Christopher Nolan and Brad Bird are making influential use of IMAX technology to augment their creativity. Those results have been roundly embraced by critics and crowds, all while 3-D continues generating negative feedback and diminishing returns. Are the studios finally ready to follow filmmakers around the corner?
Maybe, if cinematographer Robert Elswit’s recent experience is any indication.
“3-D was never a choice for us, so the matter never really came up,” said Elswit, the Academy Award winner who served as Bird’s director of photography on last year’s IMAX-intensive Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. “As for the IMAX decision, Brad certainly decided to go that route, but he was basically unproven as an action director. Having somebody as influential as Tom Cruise supporting the idea meant it was more likely to happen. Once he was completely in agreement that IMAX would benefit the film as a result the studio never fought it – Tom really influenced them to agree on spending the money, and ultimately it was not such a major expense, budget-wise.”
The move underscores both the creative and commercial advantages in turning away…
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By admin on March 30, 2012
The new trailer for People Like Us (nee Welcome to People) is here, featuring Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks as siblings who meet only after their father dies. The inheritance/estrangement/salvation plot (and a vaguely incestuous vibe that the trailer mostly counteracts with a few key shots of Olivia Wilde as Pine’s wife) thickens around the family, with Michelle Pfeiffer dropping in as Pine’s mother, which is just as bizarre as I expected it would be. Overall, though? Screenwriter Alex Kurtzman’s directorial debut looks all right!
If nothing else, at least the title is an improvement.
[via Moviefone]
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A Twins sequel? With ex-movie star Eddie Murphy? Haha, very funny. What, what: “Universal and Montecito Picture Co. are hoping to develop a doozy of a follow-up to the 1988 hit comedy that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito that would reunite the two stars. But wait, there’s a twist: In the new scenario, Eddie Murphy would act as a third brother. Titled Triplets, the story would see Schwarzenegger and DeVito as brothers Julius and Vincent, conceived experimentally, who discover they have third sibling.” [THR]
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