Afternoon Crumbs

Brit Brit humped on the back of Pauly D's neck last night and I bet it sounded like a rubber spatula slapping against a puddle of grease. One of them definitely got a yeast infection - Just Jared

Bradley Cooper has headband hair - Lainey Gossip

Donatella Versace should put a hex on who ever chewed on her bangs - The Superficial

The preview for Rise of the Planet of the Cats - OMG Blog

Those aren't Lindsay Lohan's nipples, those are quartz rocks - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Brooke Burke's Beach Bikini Butt (I would've added the word " ottom" in there ut my keyboard ran out of rhymes with ees) - Hollywood Tuna

Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover looks like Leonardo DiCaprio - Towleroad

The MTV VMAs has yet to pay homage to the greatness that is Sweet Sensation, but they're paying tribute to Brit Brit? Those morons need to learn their history! - Popsugar

RiRi's weaves must be made of red panda - The Berry

MiserAlba's case of the babies is stretching into its 99th month now - Popoholic

Rose McGowan was raised by drag queens after escaping her cult family. There's a Tyler Perry movie in there somewhere.... - ICYDK

Nasty skank whore cheated on a nasty skank whore with a nasty skank whore - Celebitchy

FYI: Jane Fonda still gets a good dicking - I'm Not Obsessed

Erin Somethingoranother is in a bikini - Hollywood Rag

Woofer twofer - Cityrag

This is why there should've been a Spider-Dog the Musical instead of Spider-Man the Musical - Videogum

"Pronounce Korean better?" Is that we're calling it these days? - The Daily What

Hornswoggle is good at hiding the fact that he's getting two nostrils full of desperation stank and Vajazzle glue fumes - SOW