Afternoon Crumbs

Obviously, Dexter's ginger beard of fiery dreams has brought him and his ex-wife back together again. No woman can resist a ginge who looks like a hipster leprechaun lumberjack. - Lainey Gossip

The Steve-O of Norway is just winking at Darwin now - Towleroad

Amber Rose looks like she's smuggling three litters of pugs in her leggings - Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Miranda Kerr's baby weighs more than she does - The Superficial

Jodie Marsh was robbed of a role she was born to play! - Celebitchy

Four words I was not expecting to read today: Nia Long Camel Toe - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If only they made lights that could perk up Simon Cowell's depressed titties too - The Berry

I see that Vanessa Hudgens gets her fashion inspiration from Courtney Stodden's elegant armlet - Popoholic

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a night off from scaring the children by covering her cronie hands - Popsugar

I'm more disappointed that Russell Brand didn't sign his name with a smiley peen - ICYDK

R.I.P. House - Just Jared

The Liposuction of Venus - OMG Blog

In possibly related news, Jersey City has announced it will start putting Valtrex and antibiotics in the water - I'm Not Obsessed

KD Lang is looking AWFUL - SOW

True love served 12 different ways - Cityrag

Rose McGowan's face is slowly slipping off of her head - Moe Jackson

Prince, come and get your squirrel - The Daily What