Afternoon Crumbs

Please etch Chola Betty White into my tombstone. It's my ONLY wish. - Cholafied (Thanks, MJ)

A limp, flavorless piece of broccoli is selling limp, flavorless broccoli - Lainey Gossip

Courtney Stodden's newborn portrait finally emerges - Towleroad

I think I see a 2-year-old's leg hanging out of Hilary Duff's vagina - Hollywood Tuna

Michelle Duggar's lady parts looking like Mordor isn't the sign from God that Michelle Duggar needs to stop spawning - Celebitchy

ScarJo closes the curtain on her cellulite show - The Superficial

What in Double Dragon hell is Bar Refaeli wearing? - Popoholic

Avril Lagine on FHM Australia for reasons that my mind will never understand - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Squinty Zellweger looks like she just crawled out of a sweat lodge - Just Jared

Amanda Seyfried takes us on a journey up her nostrils on W Magazine - ICYDK

Reese Witherspoon wants to bump chins with Jennifer Aniston - Popsugar

Jessica Simpson just found the perfect labor dress - Hollywood Rag

Kim Kardashian should play Hannibal, because that would be our chance to finally shut her mouth with a half mask - Videogum

31 flavors to fap to - The Berry

Bitch, please, Brit Brit pisses two of those out daily - The Daily What

Because every female singer is singing "I Will Always Love You" this week, here's Glee's Amber Riley singing "I Will Always Love You" - OMG Blog

Adele is not going away for five years - I'm Not Obsessed

CoCo's ass looks like a beluga whale taking a nap in the fetal position - Cityrag