Afternoon Crumbs

The portrait of real love is CoCo's honey-glazed titty balls spilling out of her quinceanera dress at hers and Ice-T's 10th anniversary ball - Crunk + Disorderly

If world-renowned artist James Franco put a frame around that forehead zit and auctioned it off at Sotheby's, it would beat records and shit - Lainey Gossip

Karrueche Tran is such a caring girlfriend for letting Chris Brown fuck and whoop on other tricks - The Superficial

Brandi Glanville is living the dream - Celebitchy

But why does this naked ass pregnant model have chopstick antennas sticking out of her hat? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jessie J's dress looks like something Austin Scarlett would make if there was a hemoglobin challenge on Project Runway - Hollywood Tuna

What in the hell kind of GD gay marriage photo shoot doesn't include at least 100 hi-res shots of honeymoon butt sex? - Towleroad

HA@Evan Rachel Wood thinking she's Duckie - The Berry

HA@Nicki Minaj thinking she's a Marilyn Monroe Avatar - ICYDK

The wailing girl who got Nicole Scherminger fired is a Nickelodeon star now - Just Jared

Speaking of Scherminger, she was at the BRIT Awards for some reason - Celebslam

I am much more interested in what's going on between that chick in the white bikini and her dog in the background - Popsugar

Methinks Rose McGowan's cheeks and chesticles come from the same laboratory - Popoholic

Surprise, surprise, QuickTrim is about as useless as its spokeswhores - I'm Not Obsessed

Oh, here's just a dude having an intimate moment with Jean Dujardin's right ass cheek - OMG Blog

They'll play this clip again on 48 Hours Mystery when the pug goes missing. You can't trust a dog-massaging pussy - The Daily What

Kevin Bacon's crib looks like a house used for corporate retreats - Cityrag

Crazy is the story about Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld shooting himself in the head and then calling 911 when he didn't die. - Hollywood Rag