Afternoon Crumbs

Either Megan Fox just sucked on an entire box of Lemonheads or she's pulled her face into a permanent pucker position - Celebitchy

I'd like to think that's an anal bead wand that Meryl Streep is wearing as a necklace - Lainey Gossip

Bitch, please, I'd hardly consider the dudes you suck off at Griffith Park as "gay friends" - Towleroad

Kate Beckinsale on Australia's Men Style - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Awkward is The Situation trying to tell Jionni that Snooki's engagement sort of got stuck up in his no-no when she drunkenly fingered him in the smoosh room - The Superficial

That ashy blond wig makes Vanessa Hudgens look like a community college student who was kicked out for getting caught huffing gasoline out of her professor's car in the parking lot - Hollywood Tuna

The Reunion of Brandy & Monica: The Video! - ICYDK

The who's who of Valtrex's most wanted list - The Berry

Vivienne Jolie Pitt's red lipstick is a direct threat to Suri - Popsugar

For the Johnny Weir in your life: MANTYHOSE! - OMG Blog

Jamie Chung is bow-legged in the eyeballs too - Popoholic

The parties responsible for Piece of Chet Haze get caught on the kiss camera - SOW

Pig, out. - Cityrag

I like Ann Romney's way of thinking. Let me try this: I don't consider myself a dumb slut. Nope, didn't work. - Videogum

Alessandra Ambrosio Salad is posing with a lady shaver while pregnant. HOW DOES SHE DO IT? - I'm Not Obsessed

Terror Reid looks....good? - Just Jared

I think I'm in love with an ATM - The Daily What