Afternoon Crumbs

Jude Law gives us a cautionary tale on the dangers of dressing while totally baked - Lainey Gossip

In a perfect, beautiful world, that iPhone fell into a portal and dropped out of the sky before landing on Chris Brown's head. The circle of iPhone abuse would be complete. - The Superficial

Demi Moore is still douchematized - Celebitchy

Jessica Biel was into Barbie kink - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Methinks Lindsay Lohan's cheeks are trying to escape out of her nostrils holes - Hollywood Tuna

But we already have one Khloe Kardashian - Towleroad

What a delicious looking ham wrap (I'm talking about the picture on the window, not Megan Fox's toe) - Popoholic

Nobody does low-budget copy + pasting like the Chinese. Take note, Lady GaGa - The Berry

I think I see a surrogate winking at me when I stare deep into Beyonce's Magic Eye pants - ICYDK

Peter Sarsgaard struts struts struts his ass in some wedgie makers - Popsugar

This is funnier if you read it as, "Hilary Clinton Urges Women Not To Take A Shit" - Jezebel

If you're a pervert who looks through every bathroom peep hole, hoping that one day you'll find Dominic West's ass on the other side, here you go - OMG Blog

Brandon Flowers is looking hot! - Just Jared

Puck from Glee is looking turrible! - SOW

This is supposed to make me awwww inside, but it made me ewwwww inside when he sucked the baby out of her belly - The Daily What

Mickey Rourke for Peeled Paul, because I'm pretty sure he takes off his skin at night just like that - Videogum