Afternoon Crumbs

The makers of the Danny DeVito in Drag Real Doll really need to focus more on its eyebrow situation - Celebitchy

In "a couple that WTF spit out" news, RiRi might have taken a late-night ride on Ashton Kutcher's douche stick - Lainey Gossip

Sometimes I just look at Miley Cyrus and think to myself about how I really just want to open a bottle of Pabst on her teefs - Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Richie has come a long way from her Sports Illustrated: Auschwitz Edition body - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Can someone start a Tumblr featuring the faces of Twihards while watching this shit? - Towleroad

January Jones and Jon Hamm have that "doing blow and shots of Jack all night" glow about them - The Superficial

Even Katherine Heigl's crotch is making a bitchface - ICYDK

MiserAlba blows a bitch air kiss at us - Popoholic

Not sure how I feel about Gwen Stefani's peroxide lion mane - The Berry

Happy birfday, Chupa Jr.! - Popsugar

Speaking of Chupa, I thought this was her annoying assistant at first and nearly threw up bananas and I didn't even eat bananas today! - SOW

What in Blade Runner on acid hell? - Just Jared

Okay, but which one is playing Casey Anthony again? - Moe Jackson

Let the campaign begin: ROJO FOR HUCKLEBERRY! - Hollywood Rag

Pig in a sink (not a Snooki post) - Cityrag

Jessica Simpson just fell in love - The Daily What

And this is how the Chace Crawford and Joe Man-Jello fanfic porn starts.... - I'm Not Obsessed