Afternoon Crumbs

I guess Keebler is making silicone titty bags for elves now, because Hayden Panatroll's got a pair and they're covering her chest with shades of Tori Spelling - The Superficial

ScarJo admits to sucking on Sean Penn's dehydrated crotch noodle, which is not something someone should ever admit - Lainey Gossip

Strangely enough, this is also where Suri Cruises come from - Towleroad

Slow day on the ho stroll = the paps taking pictures of She-Pratt - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

No, RPattz doesn't want to take his shirt off, because he knows the Twihards can sniff out his nipple meat from ten miles away - Celebitchy

Gluten-free weed and penis cakes does a chipmunk's body good - Hollywood Tuna

Adam Levine is flattered by Jennifer Love Hewitt the same way Steve Rodgers was flattered by Wiener Dog - ICYDK

Hayden Christensen's hairy Canadian bacon nipples for your pleasure - Popsugar

It's probably just me, but Jennifer Lawrence is looking a little Zellweger-ish in this picture. B.Coop's next beard? - The Berry

I am only okay with a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake if Jocelyn Wildenstein plays Salem - Videogum

If I had a crack rock for every time Dreamboat went to rehab, I'd probably be in rehab with Dreamboat - The Daily What Gossip

No, I'm serious this time, either Blahna Del Taco's upper lip is escaping or there's an invisible fishing hook tugging at it - Just Jared

JLo's revenge dress looks a lot like a red eye-shift hooker's get money dress - Cityrag

Renee Olstead works her wonk at The Avengers premiere - Hollywood Rag

Melody Thornton is the epitome of class - SOW

Sweet Brown is back - Crunk + Disorderly

PANTY CREAMING CENTRAL: The Avengers premiere last night - I'm Not Obsessed