Afternoon Crumbs

John Travolta isn't wearing a wallet chain! John is not THAT tacky, thankyouverymuch. That's just a leash for his butt plug so it doesn't get lost up in there. - Lainey Gossip

Mila Kunis plays it right and will never admit to having sexual intercourse with that douche - The Superficial

Future Headine: Kris Jenner sues the producers of The Dictator for using footage from Khloe Kardashian's birth - Towleroad

Sam MerLESS is now part owner of Brit Brit Spears - Celebitchy

What in the name of Solid Gold meets MC Hammer Hell is JLo wearing? - Hollywood Tuna

Christina Milian's 1985 prom hair is causing me to suffer from hairspray inhalation - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The ghost of Blake Lively's future isn't looking totally fugged up - Popoholic

What a beautiful Levitz showroom - The Berry

Should I make an uncalled for Jessica Simpson joke or do you want to do the honors? - ICYDK

Either Suri is really into that cupcake or she's eating whatever is left of Katie's soul with her eyes - Popsugar

RiRi's gramps can't believe he got out of his La-Z-Boy recliner to come to this shit - Crunk + Disorderly

I'm mad that when I clicked "get the look" it didn't take me to Olgivie's website - Just Jared

Let me fix that for you, Tara: "You are a mess, you have to go out and eat an entire bottle of vodka." - Celebslam

The puggle shuffle - Cityrag

I bet Nancy Draw can solve the mystery of who exactly is Jessie's girl - SOW

Jayde Nicole is still working that ho stroll - Hollywood Rag

One word: JAPAN - Videogum

Oh how the mighty who were never mighty have fallen - OMG Blog

Wearing a dress from Charo's wardrobe is yet another shit decision made by Kim Zolciak - I'm Not Obsessed