Afternoon Crumbs

Miley Cyrus is either giving the paps a break from taking pictures of her face or she's got a herp sore garden on her lips - ICYDK

RDJ's herp derp face tells me that he's got the farts - Lainey Gossip

The orgasm supercut can also double as the suffering a brain freeze while getting possessed by an alien supercut - Towleroad

Please, like GOOP does something as provincial as fucking. She just gets her servants to do it for her. - The Superficial

Kate Upton modeling A-Rod's new Yankees uniform - Hollywood Tuna

Denise Richards looks like a plastic pug caught in the headlights - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Still hotter than Khloe Kardashian - Celebitchy

Junior Seau has passed away - The Big Lead

Panty Creamer of the Day: Parker Hurley - The Berry

You'll never believe this shit, but professional bikini model Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini - Popoholic

Simon Cowell needs to stop leaking pages from his X-Factor fan fiction to the media - Popsugar

Slip these in your "RiRi bones strippers" blind items file - IDLYITW

Please tell me there's going to be a smoke monster biopic - Videogum

Khloe Kardashian doesn't believe in divorce, because if she gets sick of Lamar she'll just eat him - I'm Not Obsessed

RiRi SANS FARDS - Moe Jackson

Cee Lo's old mug shot needs more sequins - Hollywood Rag

The Pinterest of a teenage girl who is really obsessed with the fashions of 2001 hurled all over Heather Morris - Go Fug Yourself

That hot piece from Vampire Diaries is now CaCa-free - Just Jared

Dominic Monaghan is trying to get himself some twat on Twitter - Celebslam

Phantom of the Starbucks - Cityrag