Afternoon Crumbs
And now for gift from The Glittery Gaysians of YouTube. Here's a bright shiny Asian jewel showing Beyonce up by recreating her video using only a MacBook Pro, his parent's house, a few of his friends, a budget of almost zero and a wardrobe (aka a Snuggie) that is a million times more stylish than anything House of Dereon has ever designed. Keep the Visine handy, because this will blow glitter in your eyes from all different angles. - Crunk + Disorderly
Disappointment is the reaction I felt after seeing that the second coming of Jesus isn't wearing a lace front - Lainey Gossip
How to make a gay-friendly Chick-Fil-A sandwich - Towleroad
Oh, here's Nicole Kidman and a stached Clive Owen boning as the world ends - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I wonder what the Oxycontin pill that is Rush Limbaugh is going to say when he finds out that Catwoman gets her birth control from Gotham City's Planned Parenthood? - The Superficial
Blake NotSoLively is one of those "I don't work out! I eat whatever I want! BLAH BLAH BLAH" hos - Celebitchy
Something to feed your "dudes in suspenders" fetish - The Berry
Kim Kuntrashian is only screaming because she's afraid her plastic face is going to fly off - ICYDK
Katie Holmes' prayers for Tommy Girl to God were somehow redirected to Xenu's voicemail - Videogum
Miley Cyrus' dog looks really excited about going on a long ass flight with these two - Popsugar
Did the director have to ruin the shot of Milo Ventimiglia's ass by including Adam Sandler's face in it? - (NSFW) OMG Blog
"I carry myself in a more manly way" - The Lesbeaver - Just Jared
But more importantly, it's not okay that Nicole ScherMINGEr looks like the Fly Girls' old wardrobe closet shat all over her - Celebslam
Wheelchair Jimmy's new palace fittingly looks like a mini Playboy mansion - Cityrag
Carlton better sing his rendition of Ebony & Ivory at his wedding - SOW
Janet Jackson should really be furious at the ho who did her makeup - I'm Not Obsessed
Why is Alessandra Ambrosio wearing Gay Al's favorite night shirt to the beach? - Popoholic
Elton John has a good explanation for why he never publicly came out about his undying love for peen - Hollywood Rag
