Afternoon Crumbs

Jon Hamm's peen makes an encore appearance and I hope this leads to a multi-episode arch on Mad Men - The Superficial

Elizabeth Hurley >>>>>>>> Lady CaCa - Lainey Gossip

Tyler Shields' photo shoots always look like the fourth place winner at a community college photography show and this shoot with the cast of Revenge is no exception - The Berry

Maria Menonous is totally thinking to herself, "If I get close enough to Cynthia Nixon I might be able to smell Rojo Caliente's saliva." - Hollywood Tuna

A horny DanRad looks sort of hot until I stare at it too long and start to see two lizard tails breaking into his forehead - Towleroad

Well, we now know that The Lone Ranger people bought everything from the Wild, Wild West fire sale - Celebitchy

Paz Vega wears an arm bra on GQ Mexico - Drunken Stepfather

The Chipolte spotlight stealer wasn't shocked that Mitt Romney was actually posing with non-white people, he was just making his excited face - Buzzfeed

And after Whole Foods, they drove to the free clinic so Minka Kelly could pick up some Valtrex for Chris Evans since she might've given him the gift Derek Jeter gave her - Popoholic

Oh, so NOW Kelly Taylor wants her own life after stealing Brenda Walsh's? Interesting. - ICYDK

David Beckham gives a bus full of star watchers a moon show (sort of) - Just Jared

A trick who hasn't ever paid for her crimes wants another trick to pay for his crimes - IDLYITW

Please don't tell me GOOPY wants to play Belinda Carlisle - OMG Blog

So you know that friend you go to dinner with who takes FOREVER ordering and makes the server roll their eyes and shit? Mary's that friend - Videogum

There's only one kind of pussy allowed in the strip club - Crunk + Disorderly

This is how Xtina scrapes her make-up off every night - Cityrag