Afternoon Crumbs

If you turned this picture of Katherine Webb upside down, she'd look exactly like Ceiling Eyes right side up - Hollywood Tuna 

My favorite gold digging stripper from One Life to Live is way too good for Adam Levine - Lainey Gossip

I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson still doesn't know that letting a peen shoot its frosting into your coochie hole can lead to pregnancy and you know Eric Whatshisname isn't going to tell her (third baby = MORE MONAY!) - The Superficial 

James Franco gets into it with Stephen Colbert and looks stoned and full of farts while doing so - Towleroad

Demi Moore is trying to get all the money from Ashton Kutcher, because booze and young peen doesn't come cheap  - Celebitchy

RiRi is turning into a really boring Heather Hunter - Drunken Stepfather

Holly Madison is popping those placenta pills now, because she just birthed out a daughter - IDLYITW

Ariel's son looks like Rupert Grint on crack - The Berry 

Nobody has told Jessica Chastain that gingers should proceed with caution when it comes to wearing red - Popoholic

I thought this was Courtney Stodden after a spray tan - ICYDK

The venue must've not cared about that rug if they let LeAnn Rimes rub her bare hooves all over it - Just Jared

Brit Brit needs to hire these babies as her new lip-synch coaches - OMG Blog

Michael Lohan actually got a job - Reality Tea 

My hero gives Duchess Kate a special, from the nose gift she can't refuse - Jezebel

Wearing jeans that look like jeans queefing out another pair of jeans is NOT the look - Crunk + Disorderly

Rich people stuff: Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore at bikini boot camp in Mexico - Popsugar

FYI: Olivia Newton-John is strictly dickly ("Me too, gurrrl!" - Travolta) - Boy Culture

Shhh, it looks like the Hammaconda is taking a nap - SOW

We shouldn't hate. I mean, Wonky McValtrex's crotch crabs are thirsty little shits - Celebslam

Is this what Donna saw right before she was eaten by zombies on The Walking Dead? - I'm Not Obsessed