Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

I would subtitle this one, "Serves A Cheater Right." This B- list movie actor recently called it quits with his wife. Well, more accurately, she called it quits with him. It turns out the wife was 100% convinced that our actor was the father of January Jones' baby. She could not be dissuaded. Well, while checking out her husband, she never did find out for sure if he is the father, but she did find out that he has been messing around with a whole bunch of other people that she had been totally blind about. So, called him out on it and kicked him out. (CDAN)

James Marsden's wife recently filed to quit his ass legally and he was in an X-Men movie and January Jones was in a different X-Men movie and her son's named Xander. They are bonded by the X! James' wife is a blind item solving master.

But I think we're all missing the most impressive picture here. If James Marsden didn't fire the sperm fish that broke through January's ice block ovaries then she really is a Sensei of homewreckers. January can bull doze through a home without even dropping her panties. Sienna Miller, get on your knees ("I'm already on my knees. Duh!" - Sienna) and worship your new homewrecker goddess!

Ashton and Demi aren't the only big Hollywood breakup on the horizon. Which A-list former model and her businessman hubby are also going through a rough patch? (Star Magazine via Jezebel)

Cindy Crawford and Rande Berger? George Clooney's last piece was nothing but a cheap Xerox copy of Cindy Crawford from a machine that was low on ink, so now he can have the real thing.

Which former supermodel’s friendship with her husband’s single rock-star pal is causing some major difficulties for the couple? The catwalk queen and mother of two has been caught kissing the long-haired Grammy winner in the past – and recently the duo was spotted together on a romantic “date” in Malibu! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I typed too soon, George.

I'll guess that Cindy Crawford is sucking Pamela Anderson's dried cooch juices out of Kid Rock's molars? Since Kid Rock hasn't technically won a Grammy, I'll also throw out Richie Sambora's name.

This elderly singer who was a sex symbol in the 60′s and early 70′s used to pay for sex acts with men so he could be discreet about his sexuality. As he is getting older and dealing with health issues, he finally came out to his wife a few months ago. The wife claimed she has known their entire marriage and agreed to stay because she claimed that she still loves him and always has, and claims she’ll be his best friend for as long as they live. (BuzzFoto)

Tom Jones was practically born with a vagina in his mouth (But I guess we all were sort of.... Uncalled-fucking-for, I know.), so I don't see this being him. Engelbert Hump-a-dick, maybe?