Usually when you see a hairless thing running around a church in nothing but a pair of chonies and socks, you don't expect it to be a 35-year-old grown man! But here's reformed prostitute Russell Brand popping his birthing hips and flashing his dime nipples outside of St. George's Church in NYC yesterday. The CDC's former #1 Most Wanted got down to his Boo Berry panties to shoot scenes for the Arthur remake.

Somewhere up in a computer lab in heaven, God is on Google trying to find out if holy water gets rid of scabies. This house is NOT clean.