Evening Crumbs

How many calico cats were skinned alive to make Rooney Mara's weave? - Just Jared

Chris Evans is always making furrowy faces like a worried puppy or a constipated puppy....who is also worried - Lainey Gossip

Madge's MDNA breaks a record, just not the record her ass was hoping to break - Towleroad

BREAKING: Beyonce spotted without the color blue on for the first time in weeks! (Unless, she's tricking us all by wearing waterproof blue nipple paint) - Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson made a joke, I think - The Superficial

Ick. Nast. Save it for your escort ad, bitch! - Hollywood Tuna

Things That Shouldn't Exist: Bobbi Kristina's reality show - The Daily What Gossip

And then Halle Berry raged at a seagull and accused it of being a mole hired by Gabriel Aubry - Popoholic

Please tell me Ricki Lake's witness chanted "GO RICKI! GO RICKI! GO! GO! GO RICKI!" as she walked down the aisle - ICYDK

Julia Roberts in a bikini. The end. - Popsugar

And Katherine Heigl added, "I did not feel that Naleigh gave me the material to warrant a Mother of the Year nomination, so I am withdrawing myself from the competition." - IDLYITW

Keep your eyes closed, baby, KEEP THEM CLOSED FOR DEAR LIFE!!!!! - Crunk + Disorderly

One of them is Katy Perry, right? - The Berry

PETA (not the breadmaker) vs. Katniss - Videogum

I almost didn't recognize Alicia Silverstone without her kids' mouth on her face - Hollywood Rag

Does that dog know where that cigar has been? (SPOILER ALERT: Probably in Monica Lewinsky) - Cityrag

Paul McCartney almost joined Heather Mills at the one shoe only store and he has Demi Lovato to thank for that - I'm Not Obsessed