Evening Crumbs

Nicole Kidman's mannequin face on W Magazine is a mysterious tundra where you aren't sure if it sucked up all the Photoshop or all the Botox. - Popsugar

Could be worse. Could be FEZ. - Lainey Gossip

"Are you there, coke? It's me, Linday. Show yourself!" - The Superficial

Hillary Clinton parties in Colombia and I'm totally disappointed that she doesn't have a scrunchie around her wrist - Towleroad

Heidi Klum and others teach us how to get nekkid ass nekkid without showing shit - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Poke at me when there's a story about Prince Hot Ginge waving his gun around, if you know what I mean - Celebitchy

Nicolette Sheridan's face is looking as tight as her nalgas - Hollywood Tuna

Halle Berry is giving us leopard wearing a mourning veil realness - Popoholic

Are we sure Emma Watson's just not bird feeding her boyfriend some chewed up hot dog? - The Berry

Okay, Beyonce, you can retire those three blind mice glasses already - Crunk + Disorderly

Demi Moore's return to Twitter is real deep - ICYDK

Gay of Thrones - OMG Blog

Jason Segel wears his heart on his iPhone - Just Jared

High times at Coochella - Cityrag

Well, dude's lenses did look a little blood shot - Videogum

Khloe Kardashian has never looked hotter! - Hollywood Rag

I thought mares were afraid of mice? - I'm Not Obsessed