Evening Crumbs

What in the Batman meets Hefty bag hooker Hell is that on Adrienne Bailon's body? - Hollywood Tuna

Sandra Bullock's maybe piece looks like a younger Simon Cowell. Maybe that's why Baby Louis can't stop side-eyeing - Lainey Gossip

Either Mad Mel finally got a blowjob or his veterinarians sedated him with the same shit they sedate rabid bears with, because he was TOO calm on Leno - The Superficial

January Jones' baby does have Matthew Vaughn's hairline... - Celebitchy

RuPaul is not about to let lying bitches fuck up the Drag Race finale - Towleroad

Why is Kate Upton allowing her nipple to get that close to Troyzan from Survivor? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Where have the Glittery Gays of YouTube been, because I need them to recreate RiRi's new video next to the BBQ in their mom's backyard - The Berry

The skinny ass chipmunk that is Miley Cyrus walking to her car, take 5,298 - Popoholic

A true American hero - The Daily What

Patrick Dempsey is like the new Ryan Gosling - IDLYITW

Lady CaCa needs to be in prison for committing My Little Pony genocide - Just Jared

More privileged white girl problems coming your way! - Popsugar

Do you think Eddie Cibrian mumbled through the "for poorer" part or did he just skip it altogether? - ICYDK

Too easy: Queef Latifah will perform at Long Beach's Gay Pride Parade - Crunk + Disorderly

Behold, Jessica Simpson's first after-labor meal - Hollywood Rag

Exorcist baby (not a Snooki post) - Cityrag

No. - OMG Blog

Lionel Richie says "Goodbye" to Duets - SOW

I hope they call it Diaries of a Beard - I'm Not Obsessed

(Picture via Pacific Coast News)