Miley Cyrus & Jeremy Piven Are Best Friends Forever

You'd think that Miley Cyrus' Ma's Roadhouse voice would prevent her from spending quality time with Jeremy Piven since it has the power to sand an old plug right out of a scalp, but the two have overcome this obstacle! Jeremy realized that he should make a friendship bracelet (out of fish bones and toupee hair) for Miley when the two bonded while filming So Undercover in New Orleans. Miley was just voted for the worst celebrity influence of 2010 for the second year in a row, so Jeremy better watch it before she completely corrupts his forever innocent ass ("Jeremy's ass isn't that innocent." - a traumatized butt plug).

While promoting one of his movies at Sundance last night, Jeremy told E! News that he thinks he's an 18-year-old girl trapped in a douchebag, "I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well. It was just so much fun. I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry. It was really really weird—we're like polar opposites. You know, you can judge her, but what were you doing when you were 18? She's kind of amazing. There's something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. There's nothing pretentious about her. She's this force. She loves to laugh."

"She loves to laugh" is the G-rated translation for "She loves to hit the bong." I love to laugh too. You know, Jeremy has had so much 18-year-old girl DNA on his body that he probably is turning into one, which is why he feels so close to Miley. But seriously, Jeremy knows where the party's at. On a given night at the Cyrus house, you can find Billy Ray spraying moonshine from a keg at Tish during their family wet t-shirt contest while Noah plays Khia's "Been the Shit" on a banjo! Jeremy wants in! It's a shame that Doucheville isn't a foreign country, because if it was the Cyrus' could take him in as their exchange student.