Night Crumbs

The Texas T-Rex's skinniness is due to him losing a bunch of weight to play a man with HIV. The Texas T-Rex's gorgeously blown out hair is due to the stylist's fascination with Jamie from Small Wonder's hair - The Berry 

Today's rock bottom moment is brought to you by me staring at a picture of Cameron Diaz for a good 45 seconds to see if she's got camel toe - Lainey Gossip

Since Dr. Blossom doesn't want that Vicodin prescription, can she please pass it this way? - The Superficial 

How to get Novak Djokovic to hug you: Be a 10-year-old boy and ask him to marry you - Towleroad

Don't you hate it when you're trying to turn tricks on the stroll in Hawaii and the paps keep bothering you? Bai Ling feels your pain - Hollywood Tuna 

Speaking of aliens, Emma Stone looks like one in Interview - Drunken Stepfather

Everyone hates Matt Lauer - Celebitchy

Drew Barrymore still has a case of the BABIES! - Just Jared

RPattz should turn his house into a mental home for heartbroken Twihards - ICYDK

Well, I guess "that person" is a little better than "that bitch" - OMG Blog

What are you staring at, Amber Heard's dog? I'm not the one with a pink bow on my head! - Popoholic

"Fame! I want to live forever......or until Nigel Lythgoe decides to do a remake of Fame and then I just want to curl up into a ball and die" - SOW

Bar Rafaeli is Jesus - Hollywood Rag 

Amanda Seyfried goes struttin' with her new dude - Popsugar

Glum Cunt Mel being Glum Cunt Mel - Cityrag

Dominic Purcell looks like he just got out of prison or like he's taking a break from his job as a bouncer at a gay leather club - Moe Jackson 

One of the reasons why we should forgive Tom Hanks for Chet Haze - I'm Not Obsessed