Night Crumbs

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher add another layer of slimy UGH on their relationship by wearing almost matching outfits. I bet they sit on the same side of the booth at restaurants too. - Popoholic

Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are still a thing and I would care about it, but I'm too busy wondering what kind of flavor of popcorn is in that plastic cup - Lainey Gossip

AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON PEEN PRINT ALERT! AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON PEEN PRINT ALERT! - Just Jared

Three words that should never be put together: Taylor Swift Cameltoe - The Superficial 

Sharon Stone is glamour personified and her young piece is giving me the puckers - Hollywood Tuna 

An artifact from the 80s co-signs what an artifact from 2005 said about gays - Towleroad

A side-eye from a dog friend really completes this picture of Sarah Harding's butt cheeks - Drunken Stepfather

And let's follow that up with a Zahara side-eye - Popsugar

Random panty creamers galore - The Berry 

Amanda Bynes has finally done what all hos who can't drive should do: moved to NYC - Celebitchy

RiRi must be high on the wrong stuff if she's trying to smoke rock candy (or maybe those are the shiniest crack rocks I've ever seen) - ICYDK

Breakbad Mountain - OMG Blog

If you're wondering what Megan Fox's pregnancy farts smell like, just look at Brian Austin Green's face for the answer - I'm Not Obsessed

20 animals who are way better at acting than Kristen Stewart - Cityrag

Lady GaGa doesn't care if she's Lady Gorda - Hollywood Rag 

Foofy Foofy owes the real Gwen Stefani a for real apology - SOW

(Pic via FameFlynet)