Night Crumbs

They tell me these are supposed to be pictures of Duchess Kate's royal jewel box, but shit is so blurry that it could be Superman doing standing crunches for all I know - (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

How did New York Fashion Week go on without Blake NotSoLively sitting in the front row?! This question might never find its answer. - Lainey Gossip

Olivia Wilde's make-up is so white, because she wanted to match her face to her dress - Popoholic

When I move back to L.A., am I only allowed to wear ugly boots and denim coochie cutters like Sophia Bush and every other trick there, because that's basically what I wear now - Hollywood Tuna 

I've seen the double portal to crazy and it's in Victoria Jackson's eyes - Towleroad

Nobody likes a cunty baby, which is why Gerber doesn't really make vegan baby food - Celebitchy

Joanna Krupa isn't getting any - The Superficial 

Celebs and their not-so-famous siblings or in many cases, not-so-famous-hos and their really-not-so-famous siblings - The Berry 

A skinnier Soleil Moon Frye or Jennifer Garner? - ICYDK

Spoken like a modern day Aristotle - Cityrag

I didn't know Malin Akerman was married to the dude from Crazy Town - Just Jared

I didn't know Ryan Lochte and Zuma Nesta Rossdale were homeboys - Popsugar

A Downtown Abbey prequel might happen - OMG Blog 

"Bitch, that ain't shit" said millions of Jews who just finished their Yom Kippur fast - Hollywood Rag

RiRi looks more like she's ready for bed - I'm Not Obsessed

And I'm sure 50 Cent jacked his stack of pennies while he wrote every single one of these tweets - Crunk + Disorderly