Night Crumbs

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly looks like Nicole Kidman with a good wig - Lainey Gossip

Emily Blunt might play Ms. Marvel in the next Avengers movie, but I'm still waiting for them to a Dazzler movie - The Superficial 

If you want to look graceful and glamorous while having a migraine, follow Salma Hayek's lead - Drunken Stepfather

Danny DeVito's wandering peen might've been the wang that broke his marriage's back - Celebitchy

Kelly Brook on Nuts (not like that) - Hollywood Tuna 

What Big Bird is really trying to say to the Obama campaign is, "Ho, I didn't get paid for this!" - Towleroad

Oh, yes, The Canyons is going to be a community college film school mess - IDLYITW

Former HSOTD Julia Gillard lets a trick have it - Jezebel

Heidi Klum is still doing her bodyguard - ICYDK

Somebody tell Jessica Biel that taking a stud gun to her old Thriller costume wasn't a good idea - Popoholic

Blond bangs are a privilege and not a right and Demi Lovato needs to know this - Just Jared

For once, Duchess Kate is the most clothed one in a picture! - Popsugar

Don't call David Furnish Elton John's "partner" - OMG Blog

"This tablet is so hot that it just give my co-host the vapors!"  - The Frisky 

All of this can be settled with a disco dance-off refereed by Gay Al Reynolds - Videogum

Why must the Louisiana trailer park flower kill me softly with her UGGs - Cityrag

Does this mean that Paula Abdul will have to learn how to count? - I'm Not Obsessed

If only mirrors had eyes to roll - Hollywood Rag