Night Crumbs

I see Katy Perry picked up a goth girl starter kit from Hot Topic, but she's still missing a coffin-shaped lunchbox and torn up Emily the Strange t-shirt - The Superficial

Who cares about Duchess Kate's bland ass? Who is the vision behind her in the 3rd picture in the fourth row? - Lainey Gossip

Maria Menounos makes it so easy - Hollywood Tuna

Uncle Terry + Lady CaCa + her taped nipple = No. - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Uncle Terry + RiRi + hand hugging his nipples = Capital NO. - Crunk + Disorderly

It's all fun and laughs until Jessica Simpson tries to eat her butterball turkey baby with gravy and canned cranberries - Celebitchy

This must be Nylon's charity issue. I bet they did it for the write-off - The Berry

Jake Shears and Babydaddy on Gay Times - Towleroad

That tick tock sound you hear is me patiently waiting for The Daily Mail to do a story on Kate Upton's dry knees - IDLYITW

Today's "I Hate Myself" moment brought to you by me searching Katherine Heigl's crotch for a camel toe - Popoholic

The grandpa who covered Drew Barrymore's cold shoulders with his favorite blazer is a true gentleman - ICYDK

Is Charlize Theron's dress made out of an old straitjacket or grandma's used girdle? - Popsugar

Janet Jackson is giving Phoebe Price some competition in the chicken cutlets department - Just Jared

Sharon Osbourne almost SANS FARDS - Celebslam

Cameron Diaz's old nose vs. Cameron Diaz's new nose - Cityrag

It's like watching John Travolta during a massage.... - OMG Blog

If I had to work in an office, this is how I'd get there - Videogum

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron on Le Grand Journal - Hollywood Rag

Doggy is like, "Am I smelling one of my own farts or did Tom forget to bathe his beard again?" - Manhunt Daily

Bitch Got Charged: The Matthew Fox Edition - I'm Not Obsessed