Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke's Luxurious Wig

Who cares if Mickey Rourke is doing your auntie wrong by wearing her Liz Claiborne sunglasses from TJ Maxx and her favorite argyle sweater from the Talbots outlet mall, he's bringing heat to the streets with that strawberry blonde loveliness on his head. Now is a good time to buy stock in Oster, because hundreds of middle-aged moms who just got this same haircut at MasterCuts are going to shave themselves bald after seeing Mickey Rourke wear the shit out of their hairstyle. Make those chonies drop with every swish of your fanny pack purse, Mickey!