The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 27th!

In the Chinese translation of Cinderella, the coach was made from a blumpkin. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

And now you don't need to wear diapers on that long ride to stalk your ex's new piece. - daisy100

Jesse James' latest creation was built to symbolize his career and reputation. - perky

If you're a vegetarian, it never runs out of gas. - Sweetas

It's black, white, and so full of shit it barely fits into the room. Looks like Kim and Kanye finally leaked that sex tape. - klisted