The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 6th!

K-Fed's girlfriend told him if he wanted another kid - it's his turn to carry it... - Shejay

Runners-up:

While some research has shown that one glass of red wine per day is safe for the fetus, Hilda's hormone imbalance, coupled with her love of merlot, seems to have complicated her pregnancy. - herroyalflyness

Match.com profile: "I enjoy a good craft beer. Also, I'm a little on the husky side, but mostly it's just baby fat." - donha

Unable to wait any longer, Snooki's unborn child tried to make a break for it any way he could. - ShmoosicalTheMusical

"When I had my tummy tuck, they took off enough to make another person." - OurMissC

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