The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For June 6th!

Obviously, the chicken came first. - Sweetas

Runners-up:

Octomom's self pleasuring film was a bitter disappointment. - crankenstein

John Doe #2 thought he had conquered his fears and was ready to return to work...until the therapy chicken arched up and opened its gizzards. - turnelbup

Once the money ran out, Crystal Harris knew JUST what to do to get Hugh Hefner back. - Skatesofgold

(Thanks, Stacy)