In case you you’ve been hungry for a small dollop of insanity from America’s favorite gourmet couple Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, who put the nightmare in Kitchen Nightmares, here’s a video of what happened when CBS 5 News tried to ask them about their Facebook meltdown. Surprisingly enough, Amy didn’t open the door, snatch that reporter and try to resell her to a human trafficking ring, because that’s what America’s all about. Amy dribbled out some insanity about how the news crew was trespassing and the FBI is looking into the “hacking” of their Facebook account. Maybe Crazy Amy is telling the truth, because if I was an FBI agent, I’d investigate that mess, but only so I can interview her and take in her crazy live and in person.
Then Samy came out and rambled out more nonsense before Amy screamed at him to come inside. They’re the gift that keeps on giving until they’re eventually dragged away to the mental institution.
In other Crazy Amy news, a lady who used to be a server at Amy’s Bakery did an AMA on Reddit and said that Amy went to prison for identity fraud for 14 months.
In Amy’s defense, if I was her, I’d want to be someone else too.
via Eater
If you ranked all the greatest supermodels of the world past and present, Phoebe Price would be at the very top and all the other supermodels would be in big pile far, far, far below her. But at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of The Great Gatsby today, Cindy Crawford put her fingers on PP’s toes when she sashayed out onto the red carpet looking like this. Cindy Crawford came hard for Chicken Cutlets (that visual, I know) by looking like a Botoxod leather vision in white. Richard Gere’s former gerbil handler also gets extra points, because the top of her dress sort of looks like two bedazzled antelopes kissing.
Meteorologists in Cannes reported that today was the first day in the history of weather reporting that there was not one single gust of wind in Cannes. Cindy Crawford’s hair just naturally looks like the wind is blowing through it. On the last night of Cannes, Cindy and PP should have a pose-off at the top of the stairs. The world as we know it would never be the same again!
Here’s a few others who tried to out-glamour Cindy Crawford tonight. In order after Cindy: Basement Baby, Nicole Kidman (the hell is that hair?), Bai Ling, Carey Mulligan with the Gatsby dudes, Leonardo DiCatchAho with Tobey Maguire and Lana Del Taco with Florence Welch. (Yes, Florence was standing too close to Cindy when that picture of her drowning in her own hair was taken).
John Currin’s portrait of a naked Bea Arthur is expected to sell at for at least $1.8 million at Sotheby’s today. I thank all of you in advance for selling all of your possessions, loved ones and internal organs to buy this for me. I will hang it over my Ikea dresser and pray to it every night. Thank you for being a friend. - HuffPo
CHRIS EVANS’ ARMS. That is all. – Lainey Gossip
Aubrey O’Day gives us her best “skank caught in the headlights” look - Drunken Stepfather
LeAnn Rimes bought a husband, so it’s no surprise that she’s buying Twitter followers too - The Superficial
Um, Christina Hendricks’ husband should be kissing the feet of God for having a wife that looks like her, so I’m sure he’d be okay with her wearing sweats every now and again – Celebitchy
Hayden Pantyairs’ braid kind of looks like the chicken and onion screwer I had for lunch on Sunday – Hollywood Tuna
Carrie Underwood models a piece called “The Glimmer” from She-Ra’s new lingerie collection – Popoholic
Alyssa Milano stopped by The Grove before heading to her hostess job at the Howard Johnson’s Diner – ICYDK
Nobody wants to be on Pimp Mama Kris’ show – Reality
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You can almost hear those little piggies screech for help as they dangle off the side of that chrome shoe cliff.
During the opening ceremony of the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival today, Julianne Moore proved that she is a true movie star and a slave to glamour when she put on a smile like everything was okay while her toes tried to scramble out of that shoe. Or maybe Julianne felt no pain, because some of her toes lost consciousness after suffocating in those tiny shoes. I’m trying to figure out if partying with your baby toes hanging out is a classy look or is the worst kind of toe abuse (next to putting your toes in CROCS)?
Thankfully for Julianne, nobody on the red carpet noticed the toe trauma going on down below, because they were too busy basking in the poultry beauty of the Queen of Cannes Phoebe Price after she floated onto the red carpet. Either PP is wearing an anime girl mask or she’s had her eyes stretched out. Whatever the case may be, the result is GORGEOUS!
The rumor that Kanye West is letting Givenchy’s creative director Riccardo Tisci pull up his leather kilt at the end of the night has been around for a while now, but I guess when you’re like Kim Kardashian and live in a fart bubble of narcissism, all non-Kardashian news never makes it into your ears. But after Kim wore a Givenchy sofa carcass to the Met Gala, some of her Twitter followers told her about the rumor that Kanye is gargling on the nutsack of the dude who designed her dress.
InTouch (via Radar) says that Kim’s followers told her that Kanye’s apartments in NYC and Paris are really close to Riccardo’s apartments, which totally means that they’re doing it. InTouch’s source says that Kanye does spend a lot of time in Paris with Riccardo, so Kim started freaking out.
“There are some facts Kim can’t deny. Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s Soho neighborhood. Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo. They have a very deep bond. They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment.
Kim
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While Brooke Mueller dries out (or snorts lines of Sanka) with Lindsay Lohan in Betty Ford, her lawyers are trying to get a judge to pull her twin boys out of Denise Richards’ arms, because she wants her brother to take care of them instead. Almost two weeks ago, social services found some suspect shit at Brooke Mueller’s house and the Sheen twins were taken away and given to Denise Richards temporarily. Denise expected to take care of the boys until Brooke cleaned herself up. But TMZ says that Brooke wants her brother to have custody of her 4 year olds and her decision has everything to do with MONAY!
According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen is onto Broke Mule’s schemes and thinks she only wants her brother to have custody of the twins, because she doesn’t want to let go of the $55k she gets in child support a month. Charlie’s lawyers are in court today to EXPOSE Brooke’s scheme. Brooke’s lawyers will argue that Denise is the gold digging twat who is using her twins to get that monthly check.
TMZ’s source says that Charlie has offered to give Denise money to take care of his twins, but she turned him down and doesn’t want one penny from him. Denise also has text
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Some of us are looking at that picture like it’s the opposite of sexy, because Katie Holmes looks like she’s in the middle of taking an extended dump and just realized that there’s only one wipe worth of toilet paper left. That is totally a “Do I pull up my panties and chance it or do I risk dripping on the floor by squat walking to the next bathroom?” face. But dudes on the NYC set of Katie’s movie are looking at the sight of her sitting there and telling themselves that they want to see that on their toilet the morning after.
Katie and Luke Kirby are currently playing manic depressives in love in the Spike Lee-produced movie Mania Days and it’s a damn miracle that they get any work done, because every dude on set keeps trying to get on her. A source tells Page Six, “There were crew members and extras just chancing it. It really got on the nerves of director Paul Dalio. Needless to say, she said no to everyone.” The source says that so far seven dudes have asked Katie out.
Katie should give her publicist a bonus for getting that little story in Page Six.
Those crew members and extras asking Katie out need
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The Into the Woods movie is happening and right now director Rob Marshall is looking for actors to join Meryl Streep (as the Witch), Johnny Depp (as the Wolf) and James Corden of Gavin & Stacey (as the Baker). The Hollywood Reporter says that beard aficionados Jake Gyllenhaal and Chris Pine got in front of Rob Marshall and auditioned for Cinderella’s Prince and Rapunzel’s Prince. In the stage production, the same actor plays Cinderella’s Prince and the Wolf, but I guess they’re splitting that shit up in the movie.
THR says that they haven’t put contracts in front of Jakey or Zachary Quinto’s partner in giggling just yet, but the two sang in front of Rob Marshall and deals will be thrown at them any day now. THR describes the roles of the Princes as “brothers who are pompous and self-absorbed.” Cinderella and Rapunzel are the fairy tale world’s premiere beards, so I approve of this casting decision.
Your ass might be wondering if Chris Pine and/or Jakey can even sing. Does it even matter? Russell Crowe’s singing voice sounds like a bear farting into a fan and they gave him a lead role in a movie musical. A deaf seal with severe laryngitis can probably sing better than Pierce Brosnan can and he also got
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In Angie Jolie’s op-ed piece for The New York Times (which has already won two Pulitzers and has been re-published in every esteemed medical journal in the world, thankyouverymuch), she writes that doctors told her she has also a 50% chance of getting ovarian cancer. Angie’s mother Marcheline Bertrand died of ovarian cancer in 2007. Angie wrote that she had a preventative double mastectomy first, because it’s a more complicated surgery and her chances of getting breast cancer are higher. People says in their current issue that Angie is also going to get her ovaries removed.
Every tabloid editor just choked out an intern, because they just lost 30% of their covers. There goes their semi-monthly “Brad Storms Out After Angelina Reveals Surprise Pregnancy!” cover. They shouldn’t worry, though. I’m sure that deep in the bowels of Chateau de Brangelina is a giant freezer room where thousands upon thousands of Angie’s eggs are stored. So the world will be blessed with a million more chosen ones….unless Brad Pitt gets six degrees of stoned one night, stumbles in there and eats all the eggs with hot sauce. That is extremely possible.
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