Tina Fey (43)
Spencer Breslin (21)
Ryan Cooley (25)
Matt Long (33)
Jack Johnson (38)
Chantal Kreviazuk (39)
Martika (44)
Sandra (51)
Chow Yun-Fat (58)
George Strait (61)
Terry Zwigoff (64)
Reggie Jackson (67)
Robert Morse (82)
She hates the paps, and she’s been burned by the paps. So now she’s dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo working for another agency. She wanted names, plates, any details available, presumably in hopes of either legal retribution, if possible, and illegal retribution, if necessary. Very gangster.
The only problem with making this kind of arrangement is that you have to deliver. And if you don’t deliver as often as the paps want, and on the kind of photos that are lucrative, they’ll take what they can get, show up when they’re not supposed to, and that compromises the control she was attempting to secure in the first place. Very Faustian. (Lainey Gossip)
Julia Roberts or Halle Berry? Julia Roberts has definitely unlocked her velociraptor jaw to swallow paparazzos whole, but I’ll go with Halle Berry. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez seem like the kind of bitches who will send their “cousins” over to a pap’s house for a little street juice.
“I love hanging out with ___________ (A list celebrity/athlete who everyone in the world knows) because when he is around I get some great pussy. Really classy stuff, unlike
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“Why is that dominatrix ice sculpture blinking?” asked hundreds of party guests at Calvin Klein’s Cannes party - Lainey Gossip
Oh how Ryan Seacrest wishes that the OTHER Hough was wearing this outfit instead – Hollywood Tuna
Pictures that have me wondering if I should maybe try to work out this weekend… But wait, fapping while eating a quesadilla at the same time is considered exercise, right? – The Berry
Like the Kane and Kim are going to even last that long - The Superficial
Those wolf brows make Sofia Vergara look like my Tio Jorge – Drunken Stepfather
The shit Detective La Toya will do for a check - Jezebel
I bet a Madge vs. Goopy cat fight looks like wax-covered two praying mantises playing a super aggressive game of patty cake – Celebitchy
George Michael got into another car crash and thankfully Snappy Snaps wasn’t involved this time around – Towleroad
Edward Furlong must love hanging out with cops – ICYDK
You just can’t take the Coachella out of Vanessa Hudgens - Popoholic
BUT IS PHOEBE PRICE OKAY?!!! – HuffPo
Keith Urban doesn’t want to let go of the millions of dollars FOX pays him to do nothing – Reality Tea
Rooney Mara looks like the ghost of Ichabond Crane in daytime drag – Popsugar
If only we all had elegant moves like this – OMG Blog
Amanda Bynes is totally going to Photoshop her crotch on Wheelchair Jimmy’s face - I’m Not Obsessed
Justin Bieber is still dressing like a rejected extra from House Party 2 – Just Jared
F/M/K time! I’d kill Charles Barkley, fuck The Rock and marry Shaq, because he’s the richest – SOW
Finally, an IT couple I can get behind. I mean that both figuratively and literally. Looking like a young in-love couple seeing NYC for the first time, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett held hands while strolling down the sidewalk of love in front of the paparazzi yesterday. I was going to ask which one’s the top and which one’s the bottom, but they don’t get into that. They just spoon and whisper lyrics to Michael Bolton love songs into each other’s ears. Will is the big spoon.
The forgotten children of Destiny who aren’t already part of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s household staff might want to forward their resumes to House of Dereon’s human resources department, because they might be looking for a second team of nannies. E!’s sources say that the rumors that Blue Ivy Carter’s sibling is baking in a womb right now are true. Apparently, Beyonce is knocked up with a bey-be.
E! didn’t have any information other than that. But if this blind item from Blind Gossip is true, then Beyonce is having twins:
This married couple has a fascinating dilemma on their hands!
They tried to get pregnant. After a miscarriage, they went the surrogate route. The surrogate produced a happy, healthy baby.
The couple decided that they wanted another child. Logically, they decided to hire a surrogate again. The surrogate got pregnant… but so did the wife!
The couple is totally shocked! Both pregnancies are still very early on, and there is no guarantee that both women will carry to term, so there will no announcements for a while. But they are already talking about the possibilities.
If both women can successfully carry to term, will they keep both children? Admit to a surrogate? Pretend that the wife gave birth to twins? If only the surrogate carries successfully to term, will they admit to the surrogate? Pretend that the wife gave birth?
It certainly is an interesting dilemma!
If they have twins, they can name one Red Vines and the other one White Fern. Red, White and Blue! All the colors of the American Cuban flag!
Five years ago, when Wonky McValtrex was still the reigning fame whore queen of the ho stroll, she left her front door unlocked like the dumb shit she is and that allowed the Bling Ring to slip into her house and steal a bunch of crap from her. The Bling Ring did this five times, because just like Wonky’s coochie, her house is really easy to get into. Sofia Coppola made a movie about it and that movie premiered at Cannes last night. Since Wonky has a cameo in the movie and let Sofia shoot inside her house, she went to the premiere and brought her 8-month-old boy toy River Viiperi with her.
At the after-party for the movie, Wonks told Vulture that watching the movie made her cry out tears from her one good eye. Wonks didn’t cry, because the movie made her think of the days when she was still relevant. Wonks cried, because it reminded her of all the times she was violated by the Bling Ring.
“I was really emotional watching it. During some parts of it, I literally had tears in my eyes and I wanted to cry. I knew what happened with the burglaries, but I had never actually seen it — so watching it happen, I was like, ‘Oh my God,
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