Clint Eastwood’s 19-year-old daughter Francesca and 64-year-old Steven Tyler went to dinner together last night. Steven Tyler’s “confused orangutan” face best expresses my feelings about all of this. Well, at least Clint has someone to mumble words out with at Thanksgiving, because his empty chair is a shitty conversationalist. – Lainey Gossip
The gay son from Shameless came out as straight – Towleroad
And by “small wedding” Jennifer Aniston means that her only guests will be her dogs and her Beanie Babies – Celebitchy
Khloe Kardashian and Malin Akerman make a beautiful pair – Hollywood Tuna
Big Ang >>>>>>> all those other models – Drunken Stepfather
Brit Brit totally got caught shoplifting Hot Fries and Bonne Bell black eyeliner again – The Superficial
I hope Teen Mom Janelle is really in rehab to deal with her disturbing Ke$hit addiction – Reality Tea
Ashley Tisdale has never looked more beautiful. That bag mask suits her. – Popoholic
Ashley Olsen killed Oscar the Grouch, skinned him, relaxed his fur and wore it as a jacket – ICYDK
Yup, Kristen Bell’s got a baby in there – Just Jared
Panty Creamer of the Day: Shemar Moore Edition – SOW
Pretend it’s 1994 and scream at the news that Stone Temple Pilot
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While looking like a cross between a young Jill Zarin and a hotter Ashley Tisdale, Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama gave us the Evolution of Mom Dancing on his show last night. They pretty much covered them all, but they did forget the “gross your kids out while doing a drunken version of the ‘I Touch Myself’ dance” and the “overheated chicken on E caught in a tornado dance” (aka the Demi). Maybe they’ll cover those movies in the sequel.
Lindsay Lohan (26)
Ashley Tisdale (27)
Johnny Weir (28)
Michelle Branch (29)
Olivia Munn (32)
Dan Renzi (38)
Yancy Butler (42)
Monie Love (42)
Jose Canseco (48)
Jerry Hall (56)
Saul Rubinek (64)
Larry David (65)
Polly Holliday (75)
Imelda Marcos (83)
Also in Monday afternoon’s news round up, Outfest unveils its 30th anniversary lineup, Ashley Tisdale joins the next Scary Movie, Cannes and Sundance winner Beasts of the Southern Wild is set to open Stateside film festival, Matt Dillon and Brendan Fraser are among the cast set for a new dark comedy, Christina Ricci will join Susan Sarandon in an upcoming project and Christopher Nolan says good bye to Howard Hughes pic.
Woody Allen Sets Cast for Untitled Project
The director named his cast in alphabetical order Monday for his next film which will shoot in New York and San Francisco this summer. Joining the cast are: Alec Baldwin, Cate Blanchett, Louis C.K., Bobby Cannavale, Andrew Dice Clay, Michael Emerson, Sally Hawkins and Peter Sarsgaard. Co-stars include Max Casella and Alden Ehrenreich. It is a Gravier Productions film produced by Allen’s long time producers, Letty Aronson and Stephen Tenenbaum. This will be Allen’s second film in San Francisco following his 1969 debut Take the Money and Run.
Outfest Unveils 30th Anniversary Roster
Director John Waters will be feted at the event, which will open with HBO documentary Vito on July 12th. The oldest festival in Los Angeles and one of the largest LGBT film events in the U.S., Outfest will screen 147 films from 24 countries. The festival will close with Struck by Lightning starring Glee star Chris Colfer who wrote the script. Other galas include Keep the Lights On, sexually charged Young & Wild, ACT UP doc How to Survive a Plague and Mosquito Y Mari which will screen as the fest’s Centerpiece. For more info on the Outfest lineup, visit their website (http://www.outfest.org/article.php?id_art=179).
Ashley Tisdale to Star in Scary Movie 5
Ashley Tisdale has been cast as one of the leads in Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5,…
Noted punane wrangler Bill Clinton co-hosted an event with Prince Albert II at a casino in Monte Carlo last night and it brought out the likes of Rose McGowan, Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson, Billy Zane and an award-winning porn star who got close to him for a picture. Brooklyn Lee (right), AVN’s Best New Startlet of 2012, Tweeted (via TMZ) this picture of her and two friends, Tasha Reign (left) and Jennifer Taule (far left), hugging on some Bill. I’d like to think that Brooklyn Lee knew Bill was on the guest list and wore that blue dress with a bedazzled white spot especially for him. I’d also like to think that this picture will be the inspiration for a reality show called Bill’s Porn Angels.
And I’m not sure of something. Is this what Brooke Hogan, Ashley Tisdale and Nikki Cox look like with beer goggles on or with reverse beer goggles on?
UsWeekly put together this Kate Gosselin gallery that leads us on a long trail of Botox from when she looked like an everyday ho (who understood the glamour of an AquaNetted wave bang) to Ashley Tisdale in 20 years (third picture) to a scheming lizard overlord (fourth picture) to today. They asked NYC plastic surgeon Dr. Jon Turk to analyze the Botoxization of Kate’s mug and give his professional opinion on why this bitch’s face now looks like a factory defected Real Doll based on the Kim Cattrall alien from the SATC2 poster. According to Dr. Jon, Kate pulled her face skin sort of like how she pulled out cash from her chirrun’s college education fund to pay for this shit.
“She’s consumed with her appearance,” a source says of Gosselin, 36, whose TLC reality show Kate Plus 8 was canceled in August.
New York City plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on sale Monday) that based on recent photos, it looks like Gosselin’s gone more extreme this time: A defined jawline and changed eye shape “suggest a facelift.”
It’s not surprising, the source tells Us: “Kate wants to look 10 years younger.”
If your faced morphed into an expression of shock after reading that QUELLE SURPRISE news, then hold it for about an hour and
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Ashley Tisdale (26)
Johnny Weir (27)
Michelle Branch (28)
Olivia Munn (31)
Dan Renzi (37)
Yancy Butler (41)
Monie Love (41)
Jose Canseco (47)
Jerry Hall (55)
Saul Rubinek (63)
Larry David (64)
Polly Holliday (74)
Here’s a proud member of Disney’s whore harem Ashley Tisdale showing Vanessa Hudgens that she’s not the only one who is willing to put the skills she learned in Daisy Duck’s “How to Promote Your Family Friendly DVD Movie by Flashing Your Ass Crack” class to good use. But unlike Vanessa, Ashley made the wise decision of only getting half naked while in the presence of a professional photographer, lights brighter than Mah Boo’s smile (wink wink) and a team of Photoshop artists who were on hand to take pre-measurements and give Allure an estimate for their work.
Ashley and others (who you might have to Google to get a clue) cupped their breasts and shielded their vaginas for Allure’s annual “Put Photoshop to the Test Issue” (aka The Nude Issue). Every year, Allure gets a group of bottom shelf skinny celebrities to talk about their flaws (flaws that eventually get erased with the swipe of a mouse) and what they love most of their bodies. BLAH. BLAH. BLAH. Why is it that Allure always gets the ones that I have no interest in seeing with their nalgas out.? I mean, Keri Hilson, Bridget Moynahan, Kaley Cuoco and Ashley Tisdale?! That’s like staring at a paper bowl filled with potato flakes and cold tap water. Give us Quween on the Scene, Antoine Dodson, Mah Boo and the First Lady of Cameroon.
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