Cruella de Stone shows the young hos how to really make a hose (or two, or three, or four) rise - Lainey Gossip
Your day isn’t complete without a new set of pictures from the never-ending “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” series – Popoholic
Phoebe Price needs to call up her lawyers, because Sophie Turner is totally stealing her “random posing in the middle of an airport” act – Hollywood Tuna
Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley had another baby and they’re lucky that this one’s not a boy or Madonna would’ve dated him in 18 years – Celebitchy
Dr. Oz should stick to telling us how our poops should be shaped like bananas - Towleroad
I am only for this if Wolverine gets a big song and dance number at the end – The Superficial
S&M Nickelodeon-style – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Stewart needs to take her hair to the pet groomers – Popsugar
Jude Law is okay with not being the twink anymore – The Berry
Here’s Owen Wilson’s nipples, because why not? – Just Jared
It looks like Zachary Quinto keeps a box of Veet For Your Butt in his bathroom cabinet – OMG Blog
And yet, this was still less painful than being married to
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The laughs and the constipated look of pain on Jennifer Aniston’s face could only mean one of two things: they’re either watching Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercial or they’re watching Aniston’s Smart Water viral. Jennifer looks like she just inhaled a whole lot of hobo stank, so I’ll go with the former. – Lainey Gossip
The only douche who I thought could perfectly pull off a Patrick Bateman costume didn’t pull off a Patrick Bateman costume – The Superficial
Joss Whedon is for Mitt Romney (and definitely for sarcasm), but what I want to know is why hasn’t he used some of that Avengers money to buy a dishwasher? – Towleroad
Are we sure Katie Price isn’t just smuggling earth angel Harvey Price in her shirt? - Hollywood Tuna
Kendra Wilkinson is celebrating Whore-o-ween by getting naked. How different of her! – Drunken Stepfather
Alicia Silverstone had her very own gay boyfriend and I hope they watched Spartacus together - The Berry (item #3)
Usher paid $12,000 for a puppy, which is crazy since he only paid $10,000 for Justin Bieber – Celebitchy
Even Doogie Howser celebrates Slut-o-ween by bringing his nips out – Just Jared
Surprise, surprise, nobody wanted to see Halle Berry and Tom Hanks play dress up for three hours –
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An artistic interpretation of a drop of water hitting Nicole Kidman’s frozen pool of a forehead – Towleroad
Demi Moore should just bone Macaulay Culkin and call it even – Lainey Gossip
Those are some doody poppin’ nails Kelly Osbourne has on – Drunken Stepfather
The look of scarred pain in that dog’s eyes tell me that one of Heather Clem’s sex tape co-stars was Linda Hogan - The Superficial
Meanwhile, I’ll be dining at Olive Garden this weekend – Celebitchy
Kate Upton put some clothes on for Vogue – Hollywood Tuna
Someone named Chris Messina has a peen and here it is – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Yes, Danny Huston still gets to hump on Olga Kurylenko - Popoholic
What Halle Berry meant to say about moving to France is: BECAUSE I WANT TO PUNISH THAT ASSHOLE GABRIEL AUBRY FOREVER AND EVER – ICYDK
Does this mean the next Bond movie will have a Bond Boy in it and his name will be Peeney Galore? – IDLYITW
MiserAlba being MiserAlba – Celebslam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHA – Just Jared
Typing this will give me a snag tooth, but I have to say that Kiki Dunst looks good – The Berry
More pictures of the hobo vampires looking so excited about being back together -
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Gretchen Carlson got punked by a “former Obama supporter” on Fox & Friends. But this is nothing compared to the fact that Gretchen’s hairstylist has been punking her for years now - The Superficial
Keira Knightley wearing one of the Tin Man’s arm casts on the cover of Vogue - Lainey Gossip
But for why is Daniel Radcliffe in front of a Sears portrait studio backdrop? – Towleroad
This totally staged picture of Blake Lively showing off her engagement ring looks like an ad for Kay Jewelers. Every kiss begins with BARF! – Popsugar
Adrianne Curry has fans – Hollywood Tuna
25 is the number of firefighters it took to pry Pamela Anderson’s suction cup coochie off that entertainment console – Drunken Stepfather
SHOW OFF! – The Berry
Translation: Martha Stewart threatened to shank Blake Lively prison-style if she gave any info about her wedding to another magazine – Celebitchy
You know Finn Seyfried totally called the paps to take pictures of this kissing photo-op. FAME WHORE! – Just Jared
Kumquat and Jeroboam Martin are too good for American TV, but at least they’ll learn how to scream “Largate de mi casa!” from watching all those novelas – ICYDK
Please tell me those aren’t studded biker UGGs on Vanessa Hudgens’ feet – Popoholic
Edward Quartermaine has passed away – SOW
Justin Bieber’s father was
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Halle Berry already fucked up her ankle while shooting the movie The Hive with Abigail Breslin (seen below looking like a lost Fanning sister) and last night she suffered a BOOM to the head while shooting that same shit in L.A. That shit is cursed! That movie sounded like a bad idea as soon as it was announced that Punk from I Love New York 2 joined the cast.
TMZ says that while shooting a fight scene, Halle fell and hit her head on a concrete block. Since head injuries are some serious shit, an ambulance was called and Halle was shuffled off to Cedars at around 10pm. The doctors ran a few tests, did an x-ray and declared her to be “okay” after they looked inside her head and saw banners with the words “Fuck you, Gabriel! Fuck you in your pretty face!” flying around. Halle’s rep tells People that she’s been released and won’t take a sick day:
“Halle Berry suffered a minor head injury while shooting a fight sequence on the set of her film, The Hive. She was taken to the hospital as a precaution, but she checked out healthy and was released. She’ll continue production as planned.”
And just before the accident, in a hotel room in Manhattan somewhere, a half-nekkid Gabriel Aubrey slipped on the rest of his clothes while saying, “Okay, Tommy, I did it, now can you, the all-magical wizard priestess of the alien bridges, use your telekinesis powers like you promised? Oh, and can you also glamour the last 10 minutes from my mind or do I have to call up ASkars for that?”
After breathless reports that the actress was “rushed to the hospital” with a head injury sustained on the set of her upcoming film The Hive, Halle Berry’s publicist has confirmed that not only will her Oscar-winning client live, but that Berry was released and expects to return to work as planned. Now you know! Glad to hear it. We now return to our regular scheduled Bat-programming. [AP, TMZ]
