I now know why a Rock of Ages movie exists. It’s so we can see Tommy Girl looking like Sheryl Crow as Kid Rock on the poster – Just Jared
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively want to play house in Connecticut. That sentence turned me white.- Lainey Gossip
Katy Perry is one arm drop away from showing us the part of her that begins with chi and ends with chi – Hollywood Tuna
Peeta Bread fights for the gays and gayelles – Towleroad
If Nana Lohan isn’t already sleeping with her pocketbook in her arms, she better start, because Lindsay Lohan will start dipping into there any day now – Celebitchy
I like JLove a lot more when she’s talking about her King Kong titties instead of begging Adam Levine to love her – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
We can get Chyna’s fuck tape with the click of a mouse and yet an ASkars/Charlize Theron sex tape still hasn’t entered the Internet universe. Sense: The world doesn’t make any – The Superficial
Ryan Seacrest is totally loving this, but only because Julianne Hough’s side boob reminds him of Simon Cowell’s side boob – Popoholic
Kitson + Wonky = Me asking if these pictures were recycled from 2004? – ICYDK
Winnie Cooper is looking hot! –
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“If you show a woman’s mammary glands, if it’s done poorly, it instantly takes away from the comedic element of the scene. It’s too jarring. But [my husband] Chris [Pratt] and I were pitching around a character, a Hollywood-mess character on the red carpet at the opening of a movie. She’s talking to these journalists and she’s wasted. One boob is completely out, and she’s talking on and on, like, [Faris slurs] ‘I’m so excited to be here.’ If you held it long enough and kept it going, just the one boob, it would be so funny.” [BlackBook]
It’s not common knowledge, but when Julia Child was out promoting Mastering the Art of French Cooking she tried to drum up sales by stuffing her body into a nipple baring tuxedo typically worn by a slutty baby to the funeral of a burlesque emcee. You know, it worked! Eva Longoria figured that if it worked for one of the most famous chefs in the world, it can work for her too! So she fixed herself up like a Blonde Ambition back-up singer and sat down with Letterman to talk about her new cookbook “Eva’s Kitchen.” And while doing so, we pretty much saw what’s cooking in Eva’s coochen and more. Eva practically served up labia empanadas and Spanish olive nipples. Just spilling her ingredients out all over the place!
My favorite FAVORITE favorite part is at the 3:20 mark when Letterman is talking about whatever and Eva glances at the monitor, tugs at her jacket and coos out: “OH MY GEE! My breasts must be happy to see you! OH ME OH MY! I wanna be loved by you! OOOH! Boob boob de doop!”
GIRL! The last time I checked Jayne Mansfield did not appoint you as her successor, so just stop! Don’t act like you weren’t rehearsing that all afternoon up in your hotel. 1…2…3…FLASH! 1…2..3….GIGGLE!
via HuffPo
I hope Enrique Iglesias’ peen smiled for the camera – Towleroad
This romper is not doing good things for Jessica Simpson’s fupa – Lainey Gossip
The Swedish Shauna Sand is living the gold digging dream – Hollywood Tuna
Ick. Nast. bought to you by Wonky’s chonies – Egotastic!
Like two manatees fighting over the last t-shirt to wear to the Grateful Dead concert – The Superficial
The Salt premiere really brought out the A-list superstars (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
My veins feel so inadequate – The Chive
Alien Princess RiRi got into a wrestling match with a trash bag and lost – Just Jared
David Duchovny’s nipples! That is all for today. – Popsugar
Mila Kunis thinking to herself: “Justin looked so much hotter with corn rows and a denim suit” – Popoholic
Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz’ shot gun wedding will begin in 3…2.. – Celebitchy
That is not a bubble bottle necklace around Ashlee Simpson’s neck. Yes it is. – ICYDK
Yesterday, I wrote about how the afro I tried to grow in jr. high school turned out to be a massive tragedy. Well, here’s a visual - I’m Not Obsessed
Blame Anne Geddes - OMG Blog
Erica Chevillar’s side boob is pretty much a full boob – Hollywood Rag
I see that Megan Fox still has that glowing orange fake tan from her honeymoon – Moe Jackson
Eric Dane’s battles of the bulging nip and bulging veins – Popbytes
Please tell me Chanelle gave her baby a chav-worthy name – Holy Moly!
Celebrity or prostitution whore? – Cityrag
