“Even though the media exhibit enormous sophistication and historical perspective in a thousand different ways — not that I can think of a specific example right now — they are far too often bedazzled by the sheer novelty of a story. If you watch cable news, for example, you know all too well that if there are two child kidnappings in the same month, the first one gets far more attention than the second. This same law applies to box-office bombs. With Battleship, the fascination with Hollywood flop sweat had already worn off. When I asked a veteran showbiz reporter why his publication had spent so little time covering the demise of Battleship, he joked: ‘I guess we all had the same reaction — didn’t we just write that story already?’” [LAT]
Looking like an unofficial juice heads on the down low parade, Vin Diesel and his brahs rode their bikes along the beach in Rio before stopping to bust their biceps for the paps and to check out lady ass. They totally shouted in their outside voices, “Yes, we are checking out lady ass and it’s hot! Lady ass is very nice. To reiterate, we like lady ass.”
Vin is in Brazil to shoot yet another Fast and Furious shit show, because I really need yet another movie to NOT WATCH on Encore when they replay that shit every hour on the hour for two weeks straight. Why do I have Encore, seriously? Although, they did play Sugar & Spice the other night…
What in the hell are they putting in Centrum Silver?! Just watching Grandma Tracy bust her bones and pop her hip is giving me arthritis in my eyelids. I can’t even do the Cabbage Patch without stopping for a water break, and this memaw is going off like she doesn’t know what a sciatica is. And she’s doing it all while wearing a fanny pack.
This just confirms that fanny packs are made of magic. Or it just confirms that Grandma Tracy keeps her speed (cut with Dulcolax) in her fanny pack.
via Videogum
