Keira Knightley tells Allure: “I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested” Speak for yourself, KK! Justin Bieber’s eventual spread in Playboy is going to be a best seller! – UsWeekly
Teen Wolf’s dad has sweet moves – Lainey Gossip
Madge visits Far Rockaway, wears a Teresa Giudice hat while doing so – Towleroad
Loaded Magazine is still trying to make the Nicky Hilton of the Ecclestone Sisters happen – Drunken Stepfather
That is one fancy censor bar over Teresa Palmer’s titties – Hollywood Tuna
I judge every single model who wants to get it on with Justin Bieber and this is coming from an admirer of gold diggers – The Superficial
James Franco is an award-winning blogger now, because of course he is – Celebitchy
Terry Richardson took time away from sniffing up Lady GaGa’s ass to shoot a commercial with Candice Swanepoel - IDLYITW
Selena Gomez’s dress looks like something a slutty Catholic mother would wear to her kid’s first communion – Popoholic
Ke$ha has no eyebrows and I’m guessing it’s because she smoked her brow hairs one night – The Berry
The Silver Fox on gaydar – OMG Blog
Award-winning blogger James Franco shows up to a
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Miley Cyrus is either giving the paps a break from taking pictures of her face or she’s got a herp sore garden on her lips – ICYDK
RDJ’s herp derp face tells me that he’s got the farts – Lainey Gossip
The orgasm supercut can also double as the suffering a brain freeze while getting possessed by an alien supercut – Towleroad
Please, like GOOP does something as provincial as fucking. She just gets her servants to do it for her. – The Superficial
Kate Upton modeling A-Rod’s new Yankees uniform – Hollywood Tuna
Denise Richards looks like a plastic pug caught in the headlights – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Still hotter than Khloe Kardashian – Celebitchy
Junior Seau has passed away - The Big Lead
Panty Creamer of the Day: Parker Hurley – The Berry
You’ll never believe this shit, but professional bikini model Candice Swanepoel is in a bikini – Popoholic
Simon Cowell needs to stop leaking pages from his X-Factor fan fiction to the media – Popsugar
Slip these in your “RiRi bones strippers” blind items file – IDLYITW
Please tell me there’s going to be a smoke monster biopic – Videogum
Khloe Kardashian doesn’t believe in divorce, because if
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A Bernadette Peters side-eye is just what I needed today and it should win all the Tonys – Lainey Gossip
So who’s going to come out and say that Amber Heard is like 2012’s Sharon Stone – Hollywood Tuna
Meanwhile, Peter Cook also weeped after his laptop crashed while downloading porn for 8 straight hours – Celebitchy
So does this mean that MDNA doesn’t come with a “Molly” tab, because that was the only reason to buy that shit – Towleroad
Does Megan Fox realize how hard it is to scrub black paint out of white wax? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
This is obviously a huge misunderstanding. Gerard Butler was drunkenly hitting on a dirty mop in a yellow bucket full of stank water and someone mistook it for Lindsay Lohan. It happens all the time. – The Superficial
John Ritter’s (enter your finding here after you study the Ritter family tree) gets down to her chonies for MeInMyPlace – Popoholic
The What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This Hall Of Fame – The Berry
Add Chloe Sevigny to the above link – Moe Jackson
Wheelchair Jimmy does the whole “snort a line while distracting with a middle finger” trick -ICYDK
The hobo hipster convention is in
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Why would I not be surprised if there was a police escort driving in front of an extremely knocked up Jessica Simpson? – Hollywood Tuna
NYU pries its lips off James Franco’s taint to defend him – Lainey Gossip
Falcor Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in some completely natural and not-at-all staged paparazzi pictures – The Superficial
Bullfrogs are not the one – Towleroad
Candice Swanepoel dry fucks herself in Bazaar – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It’s all awwws and awwws until the pussy eats the rabbit - The Berry
Tommy Girl’s face is getting filled up in Brazil – Celebitchy
Colin Farrell: Doggy prostate doctor - Just Jared
Voodoo Judy from Bad Girls Club is still a dumb mess of a drunk – ICYDK
Miranda Kerr shocks the entire world by posing in a bikini – Popoholic
Beyonce is not as swole up as the last time we saw her… THE PLOT THINS! – Popsugar
A stoned Tommy Chong + Debbie Deb = HEAVEN – The Daily What
SPOILER ALERT: Honor is getting a Barbie car for Christmas – Hollywood Rag
Why does Wilma look like Eddie Cibrian in a ginger wig? – Cityrag
This is pretty much me every time a Ke$ha song comes in a store – Videogum
Ashely Jizzdale is Jesse McCartney’s mom?! – I’m Not Obsessed
And here’s Scott Bailey’s butt cheek reservoir – OMG Blog
Somewhere there’s a freezing, coat-less low-level pimp who can brag about getting a handjob from the slut from American Pie – Celebslam
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Presenting the new Mr. and Mrs. Tara Reid! This will definitely last forever (or until the minibar goes dry) since his wonky eyes match her wonky tits! – The Superficial
Rachel Weisz’s son is like, “My stepdaddy is James Bond and you are….?” – Lainey Gossip
Jean-Claude Van Damme has tasted a lot of gays, or something – Towleroad
Is that Christmas tinsel or bobby pins on the front of Demi Lovato’s dress? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What an adorable beast (not the one in pink) – Hollywood Tuna
Who needs children when you have a nursery full of wigs? – Celebitchy
For the love of ROJO, NOOOOOOO! – The Berry
Glamberace’s got the burrito dick of eyebrows – ICYDK
In Soviet Russia, you just don’t give a fuck – The Daily What
FREE TOTOOOOO! – Popoholic
Is Mark Sanchez calling Jennifer Aniston a slut? – Just Jared
And R. Kelly slow claps – OMG Blog
Reese Witherspoon’s gut tattoo looks like a Super Mario star with antlers – Popsugar
Shiloh gives her official review of Shrek the Musical – I’m Not Obsessed
Al vida nipples! – Hollywood Rag
Oh, that Candice Swanepoel’s just giving herself a hand mammogram right on the beach – Cityrag
And here’s another leaked picture of Anthony Weiner. If he continued to deny and said this picture was actually a topless Demi Moore in another one of her bathroom pics, I’d probably believe him. And yes, I’d hit it in a tub of NADS – Towleroad
And Weiner admits the weiner was his – Gawker
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell’s secret love child poses with the Ghost Of What Could’ve Been Lindsay Lohan’s Future - Lainey Gossip
JLo Meester at the Spike TV Awards – The Superficial
If there was such a thing at Etsy’s Angels, Liv Tyler would be the main one (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Cameron Diaz is still licking on A-Rod’s roid scars – Celebitchy
Ryan Gosling wears leather better than a dyke on a bike – Just Jared
Speaking of dykes on bikes… – Popsugar
Heather Graham’s got legs – Hollywood Tuna
If Freddy Krueger built a playground – The Daily What
Bjork is back! – OMG Blog
Candice Swanepoel as you’ve always seen her – Popoholic
Pardon me while I sit on this picture – I’m Not Obsessed
Marlee Matlin’s interpreter is not amused by Lady Caca’s latest stunt – The Berry
And you know Sarah Palin herself was like, “DAMN! I look hot there!” – ICYDK
If there’s a bitch you can always count on to dress like it’s 2001, it’s Tara Reid! – Hollywood Rag
My vote is for the name of Katie Couric’s new talk show goes to: Couricoscopy- Videogum
SANS FARDS Monday – Cityrag
As a responsible pet owner (HA, I know), I need to know if Jeremy Piven registered that creature on his head with the city, and is it micro-chipped? – Moe Jackson
How much do you want to bet that MTV is going to give Teen Mom Amber’s daughter a show called Cradle of Love where hos compete to adopt her? – The Superficial
Dan Rad is Harry Potter – Lainey Gossip
Candice Swanepoel’s nipples all over V Man (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
What the hell kind of dildo is Joe Jonas’ beard carrying around? – Hollywood Tuna
Meanwhile, Reese Witherspoon is thinking to herself, “Hmmm…..Should I reline the kitchen shelves or defrost the freezer this weekend?” – Popsugar
RUBBERS FOR EVERYBODY, so says Pope Eggs Benedict – Towleroad
Ashley Olsen wearing Kirstie Alley’s favorite eatin’ outfits – Just Jared
Shaving the word “ASSHOLE” into the back of his head would’ve had the same effect – Videogum
Dude wasn’t pulling his hair, he just wanted to see how luscious and full of body it was – NYC Barstool Sports
Wise travel words from Chris Rock – Cityrag
All flavors of GROSS SHIT (except for the puppy) – Hollywood Rag
Lisa Rinna is doing the Demi Moore -
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