I’d say you had a good night if you came stumbling out of a club with scratches on your arm, blood running down your leg, a gut full of coke bloat, sweaty strands of hair in your face and your scattered emotions switching from “I LOVE ALL Y’ALL!” to “FUCK ALL Y’ALL!” in the blink of a side-eye. But when I see Whitney Houston stumbling out Kelly Price’s Grammy party looking like this, I don’t need to see any receipts before I shake my head while cursing Ray-J’s crooked dick for this. It seems as soon as Whit hopped on Ray-J’s crooked dick for a second time, she got struck with the crackhead fever again. My feelings about all of this are best expressed through the sea of endless side-eyes around Whitney.
I don’t know how I feel about it, but 2012 is turning out to be the year of leaky singers. No, I should think positive. Maybe that’s not blood on Whitney’s leg. Maybe that doody bubble finally popped. That’s a trail of relief running down her leg.
The most shocking part of this is that Bieber doesn’t have a SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aid over his boo boo – Lainey Gossip
Charlie Sheen might have called his manager a “jew pig” and might have said that he wants to shave off Denise Richard’s head. And by “might have” I mean he most likely did say those things. Blame it on the tiger blood. – The Superficial
If I had ovaries, they’d explode over these pictures of Ryan Gosling with animals at the zoo – Towleroad
I’m not sure if Aubrey O’Day’s dogs are trying to drown themselves or rinse that shit off of their fur (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Coke. Bloat. – Hollywood Tuna
Why did I think this was Antoine Dodson at first? – Just Jared
Matthew McConaughey keeps his shirt on for Men’s Fitness. When did he become nipple shy? – The Berry
Holly Madison untouched and unscrewed – ICYDK
James Franco’s rep is a funny liar – Celebitchy
Ashley Tisdale is a lady – Popoholic
This will make a perfect dog shit picker upper – Popbytes
Harvey Price shows Jennifer Aniston how you really pose with a bottle of water – Hollywood Rag
The Sparkly vampire seems sad – I’m Not Obsessed
Things babies love – Cityrag
What is that SHIT on Clive Owen?! And I’m not talking about the shit on his knee – Popsugar
Sassy Gay Friend strikes again – TDW
(Image via Pacific Coast News)
