During an interview on the Zarin household’s favorite show Bethenny, David Arquette showed everyone what’s he been up to ever since he dried out in rehab and his wife Courteney Cox filed papers to legally quit his ass. David has been spending a lot of time getting poked by the tattoo needle and he proved that by lifting up his shirt to show the gigantic mark of the nerd on his torso. Dude gave Wonder Woman a whole lot of real estate on his body. If nerds could cum tattoo ink, that’s what their cum shots would look like. Well, if David’s piece ever gets bored while riding him, she can open the flashlight app on her iPhone, lean to the left and read something to pass the time.
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And Courteney Cox is still not sucking her last name on Josh Hopkins. Okay, so we need to stop asking. Ever since Courteney and her Cougar Town co-star Josh Hopkins were photographed sunning their shit in St. Barts, everybody figured they were spending their nights exfoliating their genitals with each other’s crotch sand. But Courteney’s rep says this is not the case, and they’re her daughter and a giant group of fweeeeeends. So no, Courteney is not looking at his peen in the picture above and wishing that she could use it to go snorkeling. And David Arquette does not need to get on the next flight to St. Barts so that he can drunkenly barge onto the beach (you can do that you know, barge onto the beach) to punch Josh in the dick.
Or maybe he does, because shit is slow and we need some action (being selfish is a hell of a fucking drug).
