When Courtney Stodden turned 18 in human years on Wednesday, porn companies threw offers at her, because DUH. Well, nasty pervs who were hoping to fap to an iguana in a blond wig humping on human man peen will have to get their bestiality kicks elsewhere, because Courtney turned all those porn offers down. Courtney said on Twitter that she’s saving her newly legal nipples for Playboy. You’d think that since Hugh Hefner lives in an aquarium inside of the Playboy Mansion and only eats brown wilted lettuce fed to him by one of the whores from his blonde harem that he’d be into having a porn iguana like Courtney Stodden on the cover of his magazine, but he’s not.

A source type tells TMZ that the chances of an actual human saying “Nope, Doug Hutchison is not creepy at all!” are greater than Courtney’s naked body gracing the pages of Playboy. Playboy said that they have never put out an offer to Courtney and they will never ever put out an offer to her, because she looks “too enhanced.“

Playboy thinks a skank looks TOO enhanced? I didn’t think it was possible, but I just rolled my eyes and coughed up a laugh through my butt at the same time. It’s

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Dlisted’s New Magazine Of Choice: "Whore" Magazine

By admin on September 4, 2012

Sunday, September 2nd 2012

Dlisted's New Magazine Of Choice: "Whore" Magazine

If one of my relatives handed me this magazine before saying “I got my first cover!“, I’d grab it, frame it with the finest frame Aaron Brothers had to offer and hang it with pride right over my fireplace (aka radiator). Every time someone (aka my dealer or the Fresh Direct guy) came over, I’d brag about the jewel of my family by showing them the cover. Then after I eventually learned the truth and found out my family member’s on the cover of “Where” magazine and not “Whore” magazine, I’d rip it off the wall and throw it into the trash where it belongs. Then I’d curse the art director at Where magazine for fucking with my emotions.

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