Michael Musto pays homage to Angie Jolie’s famewhoring leg, looks like the Benjamin Button baby of Stockard Channing and Grumpy Cat while doing so – Towleroad
Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were all in Park City, UT together. Worst slumber party/orgy ever! – Lainey Gossip
These Stephanie Seymour beach pictures just aren’t the same without her doing the kissing pretzel with her son – Hollywood Tuna
Yes, I’m mad at that car for not releasing its emergency break before running over The Difficult Brown - IDLYITW
They don’t call her ASSlee Simpson for nothing – Drunken Stepfather
For Anne Hathaway’s next trick, she’s going to make her husband file for divorce so she can get Oscar sympathy votes. I’m not kidding. – Celebitchy
Aly & AJwearing John Travolta’s favorite onesie – Popoholic
Leighton Meester doing the “yes, this crack was born in prison, bitch” pose back in April -The Superficial
Jennifer Garner SANS FARDS – Celebslam
Something to soothe your never-ending holiday hangover: PUPPIES IN THE SNOW! – OMG Blog
Versace used up all the Crisco and Photoshop for their latest ad starring Kate Moss – Hollywood Rag
Dear Brandi Analglanville and Eddie Cibrian, this is how split up parents are supposed to act – Popsugar
Hide the candy laxatives, LeAnn Rimes is hanging out with Eddie Cibrian’s kids again – Just Jared
That picture looks like the Cryptkeeper’s family tree – Cityrag
If Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus really did get hitched, then we’d hear his entire family wailing all the way from Australia over the fact that they’re now tied to the Cyrus family indefinitely - I’m Not Obsessed
Stephen Baldwin was arrested for not paying taxes 4 years ago and it looks like during that 4 years he’s been regularly practicing his Blue Steele face in the mirror so he’d be extra ready for the mug shot camera. That sweet pucker really tops this off. - The Superficial
ScarJo’s new piece looks like the gay French version of her last piece – Lainey Gossip
Wait, so all gay nurses don’t keep a tube of lipstick on them just in case a patient needs a touch up? – Towleroad
If you put polyester wigs on Mary Carey’s tits and painted creepy eyes on them, they’d almost look like Marie Osmond’s dolls – Hollywood Tuna
Jessie J is still allergic to pants – Drunken Stepfather
Neil Lane?! Angie Jo and Brad Pitt are obviously classy enough to realize only Bed Bath & Beyond sells the finest wedding jewelry out there – Celebitchy
Jessica Biel and high fashion go together like Justin Timberlake and movie acting – The Berry
Amanda Seyfried’s belt looks like some kind of cow bone. Call PETA! – Popoholic
When are we going to find out that Taylor Swift actually Super Glued her hand to Harry Styles’ hand? – Just Jared
Something tells me Shenae Grimes’ fiancé is going to call
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Cruella de Stone shows the young hos how to really make a hose (or two, or three, or four) rise - Lainey Gossip
Your day isn’t complete without a new set of pictures from the never-ending “Hilary Duff Walks To Her Car” series – Popoholic
Phoebe Price needs to call up her lawyers, because Sophie Turner is totally stealing her “random posing in the middle of an airport” act – Hollywood Tuna
Guy Ritchie and Jacqui Ainsley had another baby and they’re lucky that this one’s not a boy or Madonna would’ve dated him in 18 years – Celebitchy
Dr. Oz should stick to telling us how our poops should be shaped like bananas - Towleroad
I am only for this if Wolverine gets a big song and dance number at the end – The Superficial
S&M Nickelodeon-style – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Stewart needs to take her hair to the pet groomers – Popsugar
Jude Law is okay with not being the twink anymore – The Berry
Here’s Owen Wilson’s nipples, because why not? – Just Jared
It looks like Zachary Quinto keeps a box of Veet For Your Butt in his bathroom cabinet – OMG Blog
And yet, this was still less painful than being married to
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Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale looked like rich hipster pilgrims on Thanksgiving - Lainey Gossip
When are we going to find out that Alice Eve is Reese Withespoon’s British twin? – The Superficial
This is not what I had in mind when I Googled “dudes milking themselves in public” – Towleroad
Two style icons visit the style emporium of the world – Hollywood Tuna
Pimp Mama Kris is still trying really hard to make Kendall Jenner happen – Drunken Stepfather
I don’t even want to know where Jacksone Rathbone’s mayonnaise tattoo is – The Berry
Anne Hathaway must hate her gay brother – Celebitchy
Every time I see Bradley Cooper’s mom, I’m reminded of the horrifying Internet rumor that she was scissoring with Renee Zellweger. I hate the Internet sometimes. – Just Jared
Insane Lady GaGa encourages the insanity of her insane Little Monsters – ICYDK
Why do I have a feeling that this is what RiRi wears when she lies down on her shrink’s leather couch? – Popoholic
Oh look, it’s the back of Blue Ivy Carter’s head – Popsugar
Ryan Reynolds looks like he’s doing the “sticking hand in pocket to stealthily scratch the peen” trick – SOW
The voice of God is
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Happy Skanksgiving from gorgeous porn iguana Courtney Stodden! – Too Fab
I wonder if THE QUEEN said to Kate Winslet, “I’ll never let go, Rose, I’ll never let go“? – Lainey Gossip
Dear male models, this woman is snatching up your jobs, and yes, I’d hit it – Towleroad
JoJo’s dog seems traumatized by her duck face - Hollywood Tuna
Selena Gomez designed a shoe and she really shouldn’t have – The Berry
The Victoria’s Secret Angels have nipples and here they are – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Snorting coke cut with litter crystal really does make you extra funny – Celebitchy
At around this time tomorrow, those of us who fill our stomach bags will booze and turkey will be looking a lot like Reese Witherspoon’s baby – Popsugar
At around this time on Saturday, those of us who fill our stomach bags with booze and turkey will be looking a lot like this baby – Videogum
That dress makes Jessica Biel look like her titties have blown up to CoCo proportions – Popoholic
It’s a sad day for Kimora Lee Simmons’ chocha, because it’s done humping on that hot piece Djmon Hounsou – Just Jared
Or maybe she’s got a herp sore on her nostril? – Cityrag
InTouch Weekly thinks Kristen Stewart is trying hard to be the next Sienna Miller – ICYDK
If Eric Green’s NFL career doesn’t work out, he can always pick up his baseball bat dick and join the MLB – (NSFW) OMG Blog
So Ke$hit’s nipples probably have gingivitis – Hollywood Rag
MC Skat Kat should’ve stayed retired – HuffPo
Everybody is getting a divorce and add Danica Patrick to that list - I’m Not Obsessed
January Jones dyed her hair brown and she might’ve done it to get us all talking about something other than how her baby is look really Vaughn-ish in the face - Celebitchy
Johnny Depp looks like a human version of a Santa Fe gift shop for tourists, but what else is new? – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel wants Justin Timberlake to direct her in a movie……. – The Superficial
How dare that Vida Guerra wear the same Halloween costume as you - Hollywood Tuna
There’s nothing sexy about that funeral wreath on homegirl’s back – Drunken Stepfather
Russell Brand interviews two Westboro Baptist crazies who look like the kind of kinky pigs you’d see trolling the troughs at a gay leather bar – Towleroad
The Hollywood Reporter’s award-winning ladies issue is missing Lindsay Lohan, because she’s obviously going to win an Oscar for Best Actress Who Would’ve Won Best Actress If Her TV Movie Came Out On The Big Screen – The Berry
Miley Cyrus wishes she looked as glamorous as Susan Powter – ICYDK
Did Jennifer Lawrence’s hairline jump back a few inches? – Popoholic
I see Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost got gender reassignment surgery and is now humping on fellow cave ho Ochocinco – Crunk + Disorderly
Is Megan
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The only thing this picture of Megan Fox in her husband’s new TV show tells me is that her nipples tasted like black licorice that night - Popoholic
Justin Bieber will eventually get to Selena Gomez when he writes a note in homeroom and gives it to Crystal who will pass it to the guy in the headgear who will pass it to the girl who eats her mocos who will pass it to Selena. You can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape homeroom, Selena. - Lainey Gossip
Those gay boys on Days of Our Lives finally got laid – Towleroad
In “Harpo, Who Dis Woman?” news, Leighton Meester doesn’t look like Leighton Meester in Flaunt. She looks more like Kim Kardashian in a coat made of Khloe’s back hair – Hollywood Tuna
This new Gwyneth Paltrow wax figure from GOOP looks more human than the real thing. That’s a wax figure, right? – Celebitchy
Please tell me this is all just a ruse to finally catch and arrest Kim Kardashian for crimes against humanity – The Superficial
Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa join gross forces to ruin cake for everyone - Drunken Stepfather
50 Cent is no Mimi…. or Liza Minnelli… or Jeanne Bice (RIP) or the other beautiful messes of shopping television – Videogum
Season 3 of American
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Keira Knightley tells Allure: “I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested” Speak for yourself, KK! Justin Bieber’s eventual spread in Playboy is going to be a best seller! – UsWeekly
Teen Wolf’s dad has sweet moves – Lainey Gossip
Madge visits Far Rockaway, wears a Teresa Giudice hat while doing so – Towleroad
Loaded Magazine is still trying to make the Nicky Hilton of the Ecclestone Sisters happen – Drunken Stepfather
That is one fancy censor bar over Teresa Palmer’s titties – Hollywood Tuna
I judge every single model who wants to get it on with Justin Bieber and this is coming from an admirer of gold diggers – The Superficial
James Franco is an award-winning blogger now, because of course he is – Celebitchy
Terry Richardson took time away from sniffing up Lady GaGa’s ass to shoot a commercial with Candice Swanepoel - IDLYITW
Selena Gomez’s dress looks like something a slutty Catholic mother would wear to her kid’s first communion – Popoholic
Ke$ha has no eyebrows and I’m guessing it’s because she smoked her brow hairs one night – The Berry
The Silver Fox on gaydar – OMG Blog
Award-winning blogger James Franco shows up to a
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“Hand me that Victoria’s Secret catalog, I need to order a new angel” said Leonardo DiCatchAHo to his butler after breaking up with Erin Heatheron - Just Jared
Faith Hill must’ve had the rubber bands on her braces changed that day, because I’d be really disappointed with her if she didn’t have black and orange ones for Halloween - Lainey Gossip
Disappointment is mistaking Kellie Pickler for Susan Powter - Hollywood Tuna
The NYC Marathon is canceled. But the Eat BBQ Chicharones On My Couch All Weekend Marathon is still on! – Towleroad
You know the 1990s fashion comeback is not a good thing when Emma Roberts is wearing a bodysuit with a snap crotch – Drunken Stepfather
RiRi, you nasty skank, take that finger out of your mouth! You know where it’s been. (It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt. It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt.) – The Superficial
The judge threw out Sam Lutfi’s case against The Spears Family, which means Bit Bit won’t have to take the stand. Boo. – Celebitchy
So many incest jokes fill my head when looking at that picture of Miley Cyrus tongue kissing a horse head – Popoholic
So that’s why when I go to the store to buy lifting weights (no, I don’t), they’re all out of stock. These panty creamers bought
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The laughs and the constipated look of pain on Jennifer Aniston’s face could only mean one of two things: they’re either watching Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercial or they’re watching Aniston’s Smart Water viral. Jennifer looks like she just inhaled a whole lot of hobo stank, so I’ll go with the former. – Lainey Gossip
The only douche who I thought could perfectly pull off a Patrick Bateman costume didn’t pull off a Patrick Bateman costume – The Superficial
Joss Whedon is for Mitt Romney (and definitely for sarcasm), but what I want to know is why hasn’t he used some of that Avengers money to buy a dishwasher? – Towleroad
Are we sure Katie Price isn’t just smuggling earth angel Harvey Price in her shirt? - Hollywood Tuna
Kendra Wilkinson is celebrating Whore-o-ween by getting naked. How different of her! – Drunken Stepfather
Alicia Silverstone had her very own gay boyfriend and I hope they watched Spartacus together - The Berry (item #3)
Usher paid $12,000 for a puppy, which is crazy since he only paid $10,000 for Justin Bieber – Celebitchy
Even Doogie Howser celebrates Slut-o-ween by bringing his nips out – Just Jared
Surprise, surprise, nobody wanted to see Halle Berry and Tom Hanks play dress up for three hours –
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