I know, I know — to paraphrase a popular rejoinder to the overexposed, “How can I ever anticipate On the Road if it won’t go away?” Nevertheless, consider the two new clips released by IFC Films as complements to Brian’s coverage from Cannes, where the long-awaited Jack Kerouac adaptation premiered this morning.
Via our video-devouring partners at ENTV, take a few minutes to enjoy Kristen Stewart’s aborted front-seat handy, Kirsten Dunst’s sweet Colorado slow-dance and Movieline favorite Sam Riley as the beneficiary of both. And if That’s not enough, hop over to our just-refreshed Cannes 2012 photo gallery for red-carpet pics.
Read more of Movieline’s Cannes 2012 coverage here.
The groom finally has the answer as to why his bride came home late almost every night with sore legs and all out of breath and shit. She wasn’t stepping out on him, she was rehearsing a 4 minute-long father daughter dance spectacular for her wedding. They do more dancing in 4 minutes than Brit Brit does in her entire show. They’re sweeping the floor with moves like the caterer is waiting for a check and they’ve spent their last coins on that white chocolate fountain.
Having a wedding is not in my near future, so I’m asking you to please recreate the move at the 1:30 mark at my funeral. Just prop me up and make me do it, bitch.
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The 10-minute long clip above is not an SNL sketch starring Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Fred Armisen and Will Ferrell. It’s the ring leader of the Casey Anthony Circus, Nancy Grace, and her company of crazed freaks verbally smearing shit on their padded walls over a Florida jury’s decision to acquit the object of their lunacy: Tot Mom. Nancy disappointed me earlier when she creepily calm about the Casey Anthony shit, but the deranged bitch made up for it on her show later on when she declared that the devil is dancing tonight! Yup, the devil definitely dropped it low to the sound of a bow of insanity scratching against Nancy’s vocal cords. YES!
Watching the ends of Nancy’s Labyrinth wig catch on fire over this mess is my new favorite sport, but that’s not the best part. The best part is when that Sue Moss nut job opens her mouth and out comes a sandpaper sack full of screeching squirrels. It’s what it would sound like if Donald Trump scream coughed into a Gilbert Gottfried fart. If hos really want to punish Casey Anthony, they should just play Sue’s voice on loud speakers in front of her house every morning. That is a voice that’ll make you dig into the wooden floor boards with your fingernails to find the gateway to Hell.
And now that Casey Anthony is probably going to go free, can we end this sexual tension by putting her in a cage with Nancy Grace! Nancy has been rage flirting with Casey for YEARS and that’s the only reasonable way it should all end.
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Despite being headlined by A-list stars Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, Larry Crowne seems like a bit of a tough sell. After all, it’s a recession-tinged comedy-drama-romance about a guy who loses his job and goes to community college to put his life back together. Good times! Or something. Thus far, the trailers for Crowne have been of the “show, show more” variety, but perhaps Universal can just use this video of Tom Hanks interacting and dancing (!) with the hosts of the Univision show Despierta America for future spots, if only because it’s awesome. Click through to watch.
More of this, less of that silly scooter. Larry Crowne opens next week.
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Full Story »Kind of. This weekend’s Saturday Night Live guest host is making the rounds in a pair of new promos featuring the Oscar-winner in various states of comic congress with Fred Armisen, Andy Samberg and Foo Fighters. The move-busting is positively mythical. Watch after the jump.
[via EW]
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