Carla Bruni birthed out the first child born to a ruling French leader since that Napoleon dude, but I’m just using that news as an excuse to once again post this picture of her with the light of my life! Carla better name her new daughter Chantal Booya Sarkozy – People
It’s like looking at the Charlie’s Angels cast (the Drew Barrymore one) after dropping massive amounts of homemade acid – Lainey Gossip
Obama speaks for the people when it comes to the Kardoucheians – The Superficial
Four-wheeler doggy loves leaves – Towleroad
When you see it, you won’t unsee it – The Daily What
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might not even be married legally – Celebitchy
When are we going to find out that Kim Kardashian’s dresser used to be a professional sausage caser? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Hilary Duff is also going to carry her human baby in a pet bed taco, then she’ll make a wonderful mother – Hollywood Tuna
7 reasons to hate humanity – The Berry
In sickness (but not depression because we don’t get that) and in health, til death by Xenu throwing you into a volcano do you part – Just Jared
Kristen Stewart bit down on her lip a little
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Full Story »Chet Haze’s new video looks like an Unsolved Mysteries dramatization or like a commercial for man lipstick. If Chet is trying to make us miss his rapping skills by hazing our ears with shit, then it’s working. MERCY! – Videogum
Leighton Lopez (or Jennifer Meester if you want to do it that way) might be back to humping on Derek Jeter – Lainey Gossip
And then Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s campfire counseling session was ruined when most of her parts started to melted onto the dirt from being that close to an open flame – The Superficial
Beyonce’s weave looks like it’s screaming in Harper’s Bazaar – The Berry
Dropping the moose off at the pool – The Daily What
If you put vintage Amy Winehouse’s face on Soleil Moon Frye’s body – Hollywood Tuna
Blair Waldorf and I have something in common: we both picked up dog shit yesterday – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Somebody please kindly escort Tracy Morgan to the Shut Your Talk Hole Zone, thank you – Celebitchy
Tits + insane biceps + exploding shit + RDJ = The Avengers – Towleroad
Hide yo fertile married husbands, Betty Draper is back on set – ICYDK
Fishsticks looks like she has gas. ORGANIC gas that is more expensive and of higher quality than yours, of course –
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This A list couple, although, if taken individually he is probably a B+ actor who sucks at acting and she is rarely in anything anymore because I think most of her days are filled with followup doctor’s appointments. Anyway, this couple is finished. Over. If they don’t announce their divorce prior to July 4th, I will go ahead and do it for you on that day. You know, because I care. (CDAN)
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? But how can Ashton Kutcher leave a woman who could seduce a banana out of a gorilla’s hand with her “chimpanzee possessed by a flatulent Tasmanian devil” moves?! I’ll believe it when I see Demi Moore posing in a “Please Respect Our Privacy” bathroom bikini cell phone photo shoot.
This celebrity couple have been trying to make it work for several years now but can no longer keep it together. He likes her only for her exhaustive sex drive but cares very little for any of her hobbies, other talents or opinions. Since she’s started to be more inclined towards philanthropist pursuits, he’s been really turned off by her. He wants drugs and partying and she wants to change her life. The two will be in splitsville soon, and we’re sure his selfish ways will be revealed. As will the numerous tapes of the two having sex that he’s secretly recorded. (BuzzFoto)
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