Um. This morning Michael K. (who, even while sunning his whore ass in Hawaii, still keeps an eye on the blog because he loves you guys and also because he knows I’m an idiot who insists on shutting down the blog every time I guest by not remembering to resize photos. Thank fuck that he has Sweetas around) called my attention to a photoset featuring a dude named Donny Deutsch. And he mentioned that he would do him. Do that Deutsch proper. How quickly our b-hole turns! And he didn’t know why. I had no clue who Mr. Deutsch was, except that I was delighting in pronouncing his name as “Douche” as I took a peek at the pics. But now I understand Michael K.’s disgust with himself. The fuck? I knew he wasn’t discerning about what dirty dicks he rides, but isn’t that my friend’s greasy parent who tried to molest me when he saw me in my bikini by the pool during my high school graduation party? I look fiery hot in my ‘kini but still! Beat it, Pops!
Michael K. wants to get on that guy! He wants to put his face really close to those shorts so he can read exactly what they say. Real close. Close enough to breathe on his peen and possibly get screwdriver splashes on his head. There’s addiction to dick, but then there’s ADDICTION TO
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Because getting two teeth pulled out of my skull a few days ago wasn’t enough, I’m going in for more dental work in a quick minute. My dentist says this work is going to take a long ass while, because my mouth is a mess. (“You need to stop brushing with dirty dicks.” – you “I wish” – me) Since we’re on the topic of messes, while I stare deep into the nostrils of a dentist, J. Harvey will fill in for me this afternoon by posting a couple or 3 posts. I’ll be back later to do Crumbs. And then after I do Crumbs, I’m going to reenact the “I’ll nevah let go!” scene from Titanic with my bong and a bottle of booze, because I’ve been told to stay away from smoking and drinking. My dentist hates me so and has a good way of showing it.
And here’s Josh Hopkins from Cougartown and James Marsden sunning their man pecs in Hawaii. I don’t know if they’re on the same beach, but I do know that they need to touch nipples in front of a camera at some point during their vacation.
