Amanda Bynes’ bumper car adventures are over…until she eventually puts on her favorite disguise (they call her Sneaky McCobijaFace) to carjack a Disney star and continue to toke her face off to terrorize the streets of Los Angeles in the name of her satanic overlords at Nickelodeon. (More on that Nickelodeon vs. Disney in a second.)
Bumper Car Mandy was driving through Burbank at around 9:30 yesterday morning when the cops pulled her over. TMZ doesn’t say why they pulled her over, but I’m sure it had something to do with weed smoke pouring out of her exhaust pipe and screams coming from the bicyclist who clung to her hood after she hit him and kept on driving. The cops ran her drivers license, found out she’s a menace to the streets and put her BMW in car jail.
Amanda’s friends and families are probably concerned that her partner in terror, her black BMW, was ripped from her hands, because now that she REALLY has nothing to do, she’s going to come over, smoke all of their good shit, hit on their refrigerators and have seriously intense conversations with their coffee table about how the refrigerator over there is a frigid bitch and refused to give her its number.
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Full Story »You only have to wait four and a half more months until you rally your book club for an opening night screening of the latest Nicholas Sparks adaptation, The Lucky One. In a new featurette for the movie — which shares enough striking similarities to The Notebook to list after the jump — star Zac Efron wonders aloud about love, destiny and other people’s favorite books in between shots of him wooing Taylor Schilling onscreen.
The latest Sparks adaptation arrives this spring, almost a year after his last adaptation, The Last Song premiered. This time around, the book-turned-movie features a U.S. marine who returns home in search of the one woman who unknowingly gave him hope during his third tour of duty — Beth, a blonde beauty whom he happened to have a photograph of while stationed in Iraq. Upon finding her, Efron’s character Logan takes a job alongside her at the local kennel and eventually learns how to jump start her tractor (literally and metaphorically).
In case the only way that you will fork over $10 to see The Lucky One is if it shares at least five things in common with Sparks’s most popular adaptation yet, know that like The Notebook, The Lucky One seems to feature:
· One silent-but-strong protagonist (played by a former Disney star) who is good with his hands, ferociously loyal and willing to wait long periods of time for the woman he loves
· A romantic scene set on a rowboat
· A water-drenched make-out session (this time instead of rain, the couple kisses fully clothed in a shower)
· A sassy mother with a Southern accent who is not afraid to share her…
This is what things have come to for actress-singer-celebrity criminal Lindsay Lohan; at the tender age of 25, as the media watches her every move, the onetime promising Disney star has reportedly agreed to pose nude for Playboy. For less than a million! Oh, LiLo.
TMZ reports that Lohan, who recently came under fire for being tardy to her first day of community service at the morgue in Los Angeles, already began shooting her Playboy spread. Maybe the gig contributed to her tardiness. Technically, she was working over the weekend… and the job didn’t require her to seek employment in Europe! How convenient!
From TMZ:
Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).
Apologies, indeed.
Remember when Lohan was young and innocent and fresh-scrubbed, and there were two of her? And one of the two of her was British? Yes, I’m talking The Parent Trap. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and remember: This was 13 years ago. How fast they grow up.
[via TMZ]
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