Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen prove that nothing sells denim shorts like the “catch a troll fart” pose – Hollywood Tuna
The Payless of fashion reality shows gets Nicole Richie as a judge – Lainey Gossip
DORIAN LORD LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! – Reuters
Megan Fox or an Asian cyborg? – The Berry
Boring Nicky Hilton is boring (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The unsexiest fake lesbian action you’ll see all week – The Superficial
It’s the job of every president to call it “the internets” and Obama fulfilled that duty yesterday – The Daily What
Little Mister Sunshine – Towleroad
Kimbo Stewart takes Benicio Del Toro’s unborn wolf baby out for some Pinkberry – ICYDK
Joan Rivers to Jennifer Garner: “Leave him! He’s a pokaaaaah playah! A pooookaaaaah playa! Does he even know his friend’s last names?” – Celebitchy
Halle Berry’s got the hair of a snotty schoolboy circa 1964 – Popoholic
Did Bob Saget art direct this Olsens photo shoot? – Hollywood Tuna
And then after Justin Timberlake’s mom caught him in bed with a girl, she mom screamed, “Britney, why do you have a Cheeto shoved up his…OH MY GOD” – Just Jared
Couldn’t Emma Watson let DanRad and the ginger one borrow her brush? – Popsugar
Kate Middleton is still in Canada – Moe Jackson
Ageless tattoos – Cityrag
Kelly Osbourne was either sucking face or on the wrong end of an Xtina sneeze - I’m Not Obsessed
Ugh, Ugh, Douche – Hollywood Rag
Modern Family’s baby Lily got fired – SOW
