Afternoon Crumbs

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen prove that nothing sells denim shorts like the "catch a troll fart" pose - Hollywood Tuna

The Payless of fashion reality shows gets Nicole Richie as a judge - Lainey Gossip

DORIAN LORD LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! - Reuters

Megan Fox or an Asian cyborg? - The Berry

Boring Nicky Hilton is boring (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The unsexiest fake lesbian action you'll see all week - The Superficial

It's the job of every president to call it "the internets" and Obama fulfilled that duty yesterday - The Daily What

Little Mister Sunshine - Towleroad

Kimbo Stewart takes Benicio Del Toro's unborn wolf baby out for some Pinkberry - ICYDK

Joan Rivers to Jennifer Garner: "Leave him! He's a pokaaaaah playah! A pooookaaaaah playa! Does he even know his friend's last names?" - Celebitchy

Halle Berry's got the hair of a snotty schoolboy circa 1964 - Popoholic

Did Bob Saget art direct this Olsens photo shoot? - Hollywood Tuna

And then after Justin Timberlake's mom caught him in bed with a girl, she mom screamed, "Britney, why do you have a Cheeto shoved up his...OH MY GOD" - Just Jared

Couldn't Emma Watson let DanRad and the ginger one borrow her brush? - Popsugar

Kate Middleton is still in Canada - Moe Jackson

Ageless tattoos - Cityrag

Kelly Osbourne was either sucking face or on the wrong end of an Xtina sneeze - I'm Not Obsessed

Ugh, Ugh, Douche - Hollywood Rag

Modern Family's baby Lily got fired - SOW