If you turned this picture of Katherine Webb upside down, she’d look exactly like Ceiling Eyes right side up - Hollywood Tuna
My favorite gold digging stripper from One Life to Live is way too good for Adam Levine – Lainey Gossip
I’m pretty sure Jessica Simpson still doesn’t know that letting a peen shoot its frosting into your coochie hole can lead to pregnancy and you know Eric Whatshisname isn’t going to tell her (third baby = MORE MONAY!) – The Superficial
James Franco gets into it with Stephen Colbert and looks stoned and full of farts while doing so – Towleroad
Demi Moore is trying to get all the money from Ashton Kutcher, because booze and young peen doesn’t come cheap - Celebitchy
RiRi is turning into a really boring Heather Hunter – Drunken Stepfather
Holly Madison is popping those placenta pills now, because she just birthed out a daughter – IDLYITW
Ariel’s son looks like Rupert Grint on crack – The Berry
Nobody has told Jessica Chastain that gingers should proceed with caution when it comes to wearing red – Popoholic
I thought this was Courtney Stodden after a spray tan – ICYDK
The venue must’ve not cared about that rug if they let LeAnn Rimes rub her bare
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Jennifer Aniston wore a beret on the set of her new movie and I hope this isn’t giving the evil doers of Hollywood any ideas, because the last thing we need is to see this ho as Bonnie Parker – Lainey Gossip
I’ve never noticed this before and I’ve seen at least 56,789 pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini, but she sort of looks like the secret love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara. And I never thought I’d ever type the words “love child of Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara,” so congratulations to me – Hollywood Tuna
And then Anne Hathaway hiked up her cocktail dress, climbed onto that statue pedestal and started humping that giant Oscar until security had to drag her away kicking and crying – Celebitchy
“I’m so surprised” said no one after hearing that somebody called Frank Ocean a “faggot” during his parking lot brawl with Chris Brown - Towleroad
How Brandi Glanville found out that Eddie Cibrian was cheating on her with a luck dragon – The Superficial
Mind Blower of the Day: RiRi does another photo shoot with Terry Richardson and manages to keep her top on - Drunken Stepfather
“The coke stains on that Birkin are authentic, so you should give me more for that!” – Lindsay Lohan while trying to sell stuff
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Hilary Duff got some trout lips to go with her chipmunk cheeks. I think that’s enough for the government to declare her face a wildlife sanctuary – Celebitchy
JLo brings her blow-up doll sexy face and Baby Casper to the Parker premiere – Lainey Gossip
My weekend plans involve printing out all these pictures, spreading them all over floor and then rolling around naked in them for a few hours. I welcome the paper cuts – The Berry
Future headline: Bryan Singer replaces January Jones with an ice cube in a blonde wig – The Superficial
Ashley Greene wears leggings while checking her Google Alert for “Ashley Greene wears leggings” – Hollywood Tuna
No. I repeat, No. – Drunken Stepfather
The 2013 Coachella lineup needs more Charo, Pia Zadora, La Toya Jackson, Majela Zeze Diamond and La Tigresa Del Oriente – Towleroad
That BluePrint juice bottle tells me that Emmy Rossum must be smiling to get through the pain of holding in the non-stop wet shits – Popoholic
Nicole Sullivan thinks MiserAlba lied about how easily the pregnancy weight just slipped off of her body – ICYDK
Today’s iCant moment brought to you by Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs – IDLYITW
Pussies are just like us, they’re scared of Nicki Minaj’s face
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A really hot Charlize Theron or a really hot twink who Papa Joe would like to sit next to? - Popoholic
ScarJo’s busted down Cat on a Hot Tin Roof wig looks like it was made from actual cat fur - Lainey Gossip
And five minutes later, Snoop Dogg wrapped her in rolling papers and smoked her up - Hollywood Tuna
Excuse me, I have to go make business cards for my pet sitting services – Towleroad
Pfft, 91-year-old Betty White is not impressed with Jennifer Lawrence’s ass – The Superficial
And the country’s supply of clip-on bangs will sell out in 3..2.. – Celebitchy
The like, teachings of like, Scientology, has like, really made, like, Erika, like Christensen, really, like elo, like, quent, like – ICYDK
George Clooney’s nutsack looks like Joan Rivers – IDLYITW
Emma Stone. In a bra. On W Magazine. – Popsugar
Headline of the Minute: Plastic Wife Keeps Labia in a Jar - Drunken Stepfather
Lakers game? Bitch, please. More like back room circle jerk – Just Jared
Just put your mouth on the screen and scroll – The Berry
Channing Tatum shaved his head to try to distract you from the fact that he stole your abuelita’s daytime cardigan – Popsugar
Lily Allen’s brother doesn’t have a shirt on. Do with this what you will - I’m Not Obsessed
Justin Timberlake put out his new song with Jay-Z last night and if this song is his way of trying to get us to beg him to go back to making movies, it’s working – IDLYITW
I want to drink from a bottle labeled DRINK ME so that I can shrink down to size and then roll around naked on Daniel Day-Lewis’ luscious silver mop - Lainey Gossip
CONFIRMED: Alexander Skarsgard’s double peen print tells me that he’s got enough peen to go around! – The Superficial
If I don’t have to wear chonies under the man dress, I’m in – Towleroad
Sarah Hyland got Vergara-ized – Hollywood Tuna
Julianne Moore was the definition of ginger perfection last night – Celebitchy
Sharon Osbourne’s voodoo spell on Lady CaCa worked, because the bitch split her pants – Drunken Stepfather
Why isn’t celebrity facemath a subject in high school? It should be – The Berry
Since Los Angeles is freezing over (it’s like 55 degrees) and has entered its ice age, I’m surprised Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez aren’t wearing UGGs, parkas and Burberry scarves with their dresses – Popoholic
Nicole Kidman should’ve worn an “I Peed On Zac Efron” t-shirt to the Golden Globes last night to remind all of us why she deserved to win – Popsugar
Chloe Moretz got fake engaged to her teenage boyfriend
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It was very nice of Knott’s Berry Farm to lend Ryan Gosling one of their employee uniforms for the Gangster Squad premiere - The Frisky
Forget the gold medal, Ryan Lochte has finally achieved the true medal of honor: his own E! reality show - Lainey Gossip
Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis are selling something – Hollywood Tuna
Yes, we’re still talking about Fantasia’s thoughts on gay marriage – Towleroad
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ADRIEN BRODY?!!!!! – Drunken Stepfather
Katherine Webb is America’s new Pippa Middleton – The Superficial
My lungs hurt and my ribs are sore from watching Mimi suck in for her life - The Berry
Italian rugby ass alert – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Emma Stone’s dress looks like wrapping paper leftover from Christmas – Popoholic
Every single night, Walton Goggins softly sings Klymaxx’s “I Miss You” and dedicates it to lady pubes – Celebitchy
All of Justin Bieber’s jank ass tattoos tell me that he really wants to be in prison, so somebody should make his wish come true – IDLYITW
BREAKING: Blake Lively can talk, walk, hold hands and hold a cell phone at the same time – Popsugar
Nick Nolte couldn’t be bothered to give one fuck – SOW
Prepare to be shocked out of your tits: Charlie Sheen’s latest goddess is a porn star – Celebslam
Steven Seagal keeps it sexy AND safe in a bulletproof kimono – Videogum
Dear man in the quilted jacket, I don’t know what this shit on Bradley Cooper’s head is either – I’m Not Obsessed
I really hope Imogen Poots is Zac Efron’s next beard because FroPoo would be a really good couple name – Cityrag
Victoria Silvstedt is not only a gold digging goddess of pristine elegance, but she’s a connoisseur of fine literature too - Hollywood Tuna
Sydney is now fresh out of blonde models, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo ordered all of them for the yacht party he threw with Jonah Hill – Lainey Gossip
The 2012 In 4 Minutes video made my eyes have a seizure and now sketti sauce is leaking from my sockets – Towleroad
Rita Whora is in Dubai, celebrating the fact that she’s no longer riding Rob Kardashian’s whack dick and therefore doesn’t have to listen to Kim Kardashian constantly barf at the mouth about her Kimye fetus – Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox isn’t working out her body yet, but she’s seriously working out her mouth by running it every time someone sticks a recording device in front of her – ICYDK
You won’t see ScarJo with beyond massive pregnant chichis anytime soon – Celebitchy
I think I’d rather see Papa Joe Simpson in that same bikini – Popoholic
Jill Martin is in a bikini if that’s what you need to see today – IDLYITW
There’s other fish in the sea and Poseidon’s son will fuck them all now that he’s single – Just Jared
That hair and those acid wash jeans tell me that
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Michael Musto pays homage to Angie Jolie’s famewhoring leg, looks like the Benjamin Button baby of Stockard Channing and Grumpy Cat while doing so – Towleroad
Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were all in Park City, UT together. Worst slumber party/orgy ever! – Lainey Gossip
These Stephanie Seymour beach pictures just aren’t the same without her doing the kissing pretzel with her son – Hollywood Tuna
Yes, I’m mad at that car for not releasing its emergency break before running over The Difficult Brown - IDLYITW
They don’t call her ASSlee Simpson for nothing – Drunken Stepfather
For Anne Hathaway’s next trick, she’s going to make her husband file for divorce so she can get Oscar sympathy votes. I’m not kidding. – Celebitchy
Aly & AJwearing John Travolta’s favorite onesie – Popoholic
Leighton Meester doing the “yes, this crack was born in prison, bitch” pose back in April -The Superficial
Jennifer Garner SANS FARDS – Celebslam
Something to soothe your never-ending holiday hangover: PUPPIES IN THE SNOW! – OMG Blog
Versace used up all the Crisco and Photoshop for their latest ad starring Kate Moss – Hollywood Rag
Dear Brandi Analglanville and Eddie Cibrian, this is how split up parents are supposed to act – Popsugar
Hide the candy laxatives, LeAnn Rimes is hanging out with Eddie Cibrian’s kids again – Just Jared
That picture looks like the Cryptkeeper’s family tree – Cityrag
If Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus really did get hitched, then we’d hear his entire family wailing all the way from Australia over the fact that they’re now tied to the Cyrus family indefinitely - I’m Not Obsessed
Keira Knightley tells Allure: “I don’t mind exposing my tits because they’re so small — people really aren’t that interested” Speak for yourself, KK! Justin Bieber’s eventual spread in Playboy is going to be a best seller! – UsWeekly
Teen Wolf’s dad has sweet moves – Lainey Gossip
Madge visits Far Rockaway, wears a Teresa Giudice hat while doing so – Towleroad
Loaded Magazine is still trying to make the Nicky Hilton of the Ecclestone Sisters happen – Drunken Stepfather
That is one fancy censor bar over Teresa Palmer’s titties – Hollywood Tuna
I judge every single model who wants to get it on with Justin Bieber and this is coming from an admirer of gold diggers – The Superficial
James Franco is an award-winning blogger now, because of course he is – Celebitchy
Terry Richardson took time away from sniffing up Lady GaGa’s ass to shoot a commercial with Candice Swanepoel - IDLYITW
Selena Gomez’s dress looks like something a slutty Catholic mother would wear to her kid’s first communion – Popoholic
Ke$ha has no eyebrows and I’m guessing it’s because she smoked her brow hairs one night – The Berry
The Silver Fox on gaydar – OMG Blog
Award-winning blogger James Franco shows up to a
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“Hand me that Victoria’s Secret catalog, I need to order a new angel” said Leonardo DiCatchAHo to his butler after breaking up with Erin Heatheron - Just Jared
Faith Hill must’ve had the rubber bands on her braces changed that day, because I’d be really disappointed with her if she didn’t have black and orange ones for Halloween - Lainey Gossip
Disappointment is mistaking Kellie Pickler for Susan Powter - Hollywood Tuna
The NYC Marathon is canceled. But the Eat BBQ Chicharones On My Couch All Weekend Marathon is still on! – Towleroad
You know the 1990s fashion comeback is not a good thing when Emma Roberts is wearing a bodysuit with a snap crotch – Drunken Stepfather
RiRi, you nasty skank, take that finger out of your mouth! You know where it’s been. (It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt. It’s been in Chris Brown’s butt.) – The Superficial
The judge threw out Sam Lutfi’s case against The Spears Family, which means Bit Bit won’t have to take the stand. Boo. – Celebitchy
So many incest jokes fill my head when looking at that picture of Miley Cyrus tongue kissing a horse head – Popoholic
So that’s why when I go to the store to buy lifting weights (no, I don’t), they’re all out of stock. These panty creamers bought
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