“I can talk to absolutely anybody. But in the world of people that I would just love to sit there and be like, ‘Let me ask you this! Let me ask you this! Let me love you about this and let this audience do the same.’ I think an ultimate get for me — and we’ll never get him — Bill Murray. This is going to sound weird, but I would love to suck Bill Murray’s dick in that way that I do — not the actual dick-in-mouth version, but the verbal, ‘Oh my god, without you I wouldn’t be who I am!’ way. That’s the people I gravitate toward, who without their art I don’t think I would have gravitated toward mine.” [Wired]
“I know my best angles,” the actress jokes in a wide-ranging new Vanity Fair cover profile. “They were sent to my husband [Ryan Reynolds, now Johansson’s’s ex]. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno. Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.” Fair enough. But that bit about her and Woody Allen squirting Purell in each others’ hands is disgusting. [VF]
Some loyal Star Wars fans believe that the only possible explanation for George Lucas’s disappointing prequels is that the actual director was kidnapped and held hostage while an evil impostor George Lucas directed Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman in the less-than-enthusiastically received trilogy. Now, those fans have made a trailer for a fake film called George Lucas Strike Back, in which the director escapes his jail cell and avenges Episode I with the help of Steven Spielberg, Chewie and Princess Leia.
And if the Slick Gigolo production team is reading this: yes, we would actually pay to see the full-length George Lucas Strikes Back.
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At last, the case brought against Warner Bros. by Mike Tyson’s face-tattoo artist gets the thorough, engrossing legal analysis you never knew you wanted: “The smart money is on settlement — which is what happened in two other major cases where tattoo artists sued because their work on a celebrity was used in publicity.” It’s well worth a read. [Needles & Sins]
