Please etch Chola Betty White into my tombstone. It’s my ONLY wish. – Cholafied (Thanks, MJ)
A limp, flavorless piece of broccoli is selling limp, flavorless broccoli – Lainey Gossip
Courtney Stodden’s newborn portrait finally emerges – Towleroad
I think I see a 2-year-old’s leg hanging out of Hilary Duff’s vagina - Hollywood Tuna
Michelle Duggar’s lady parts looking like Mordor isn’t the sign from God that Michelle Duggar needs to stop spawning – Celebitchy
ScarJo closes the curtain on her cellulite show – The Superficial
What in Double Dragon hell is Bar Refaeli wearing? – Popoholic
Avril Lagine on FHM Australia for reasons that my mind will never understand – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Squinty Zellweger looks like she just crawled out of a sweat lodge – Just Jared
Amanda Seyfried takes us on a journey up her nostrils on W Magazine – ICYDK
Reese Witherspoon wants to bump chins with Jennifer Aniston – Popsugar
Jessica Simpson just found the perfect labor dress – Hollywood Rag
Kim Kardashian should play Hannibal, because that would be our chance to finally shut her mouth with a half mask – Videogum
31 flavors to fap to - The Berry
Bitch, please, Brit Brit pisses two of those out daily - The Daily What
Because every female singer is singing “I Will Always Love You” this week, here’s Glee’s Amber Riley singing “I Will Always Love You” – OMG Blog
Adele is not going away for five years – I’m Not Obsessed
CoCo’s ass looks like a beluga whale taking a nap in the fetal position – Cityrag
