Since Frances Bean’s iPhone has a Crazy Ass Bitch Blocker App and redirects all calls from Courtney Love to the nearest lunatic asylum, Courtney has to use Twitter to throw a sowwy at her own “biological” (copyright: Frances Bean Cobain) daughter. Courtney started this mess last week when she brain queefed up the gross rumor that Dave Grohl took his obsession with Kurt Cobain to SUCIO levels by screwing on Frances Bean. Frances Bean calmly responded by saying that somebody really needs to strap straitjacket gloves on Courtney’s hands and keep her away from Twitter. Well, Frances’ calm smack down must have temporarily knocked the crazy out of Courtney, because she went on her other Twitter account yesterday to apologize:
Bean, sorry I believed the gossip.. Mommy loves you
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) April 14, 2012
Mark yesterday as the first day in modern history that the bat litter box called Courtney’s head actually had a moment of clarity. I’d like to think that this will teach Courtney to never believe one of the voices in her head after she snorts a crushed homemade Adderall pill she made using a Lohan family recipe, but it won’t. Stay tuned for more fuckery from this crazy bitch.
via People
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Lindsay Lohan might be the only dumb whore on this planet who wants to fuck someone from Coldplay – Lainey Gossip
The chick in the purple barfing into a paper towel speaks for all of us – The Superficial
This petition asking Sesame Street to gay marry Bert and Ernie is totally wrong. We all know that Statler and Waldorf are the Muppets who should be wedded in marital misery – Towleroad
Emma Watson really needs to give that Pretty in Pink prom dress back to Molly Ringwald – Popoholic
The Photoshop Factor – The Berry
Panty Creamer of the Day: David Charvet – Hollywood Tuna
RPattz was just on the receiving end of an Adidas bukkake – Popsugar
Sofia Vergara’s chichis cannot be contained – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Needs more Lisa Turtle - Just Jared
Guess who’s stretching their ass crack? – Cityrag
When is the medical community going to finally announce that The Situation’s abs are actually giant herp warts? – Hollywood Rag
George Lopez and his three noses are out of a job – I’m Not Obsessed
Would you hit it? The maggot pillow, I mean – Videogum
This outfit would make a lot more sense if it was on Justin Bieber instead – Moe Jackson
Frances Bean Cobain is very Emo goth girl circa 1996 – ICYDK
